Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9057) - you totally deserved it (16961)
On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - misc - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)
(0)oh come on it's not that bad.
I have a cat and a kitten and it happens to me everyday
its really cute actually haha , man up and take the scratches.
she not a lion
(+1)sooo true =), except my cat just swats at my face
#60 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:45pm by brutallyhonest24
(+1)loll .. I tried that a couple of times but backed out just before the cat got ready to leap. Cats always give warning signals ... its pretty silly if you didn't understand being the owner.
(0)Some cats attack like lions. My mom still has tooth mark scars on her ankle from four years ago.
#65 - On 11/19/2009 at 12:28am by helloxmygoodbye
(+1)Mmm, nothing like a good old-fashioned face-maulin' FML!
Cats can be vicious. Don't make them feel intimidated; they'll attack. I'm sure you already know this though. F your life... and your face. Definitely your face.
#2 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:12pm by Tequilamockngbrd
(0)that's a threat to cats
when u look fm right in the eyeball
#137 - On 03/22/2010 at 11:14pm by ilovefatcats
(0)right I suppose u would no
even ur name says it
arielHOEe
#136 - On 03/22/2010 at 11:11pm by ilovefatcats
(+1)You shouldn't stare directly into the eyes of a cat, or of most other animals; it indicates hostility.
But you probably didn't know that, so yeah, FYL.
#12 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:41pm by fakkumairaifu
(0) ouch. did your face get scratched up?
and why were you staring face-to-face with your cat? that's a tad bit odd...
#13 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:42pm by Laxloverr24
(0)lol fyl.
2 reasons eyes get big.
1: dark to let in more light
2: want to see something in more detail.
this applies to all animals including humans.
2 reasons you want to see something in more detail
1: it is something that you like
2: combat situation to see what your opponent is doing better.
idk if anyone has checked but i bet soldiers pupils are huge during a firefight.
(0)Don't try that trick like men who stare at goats on the cat it knows better
#15 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:45pm by cerebellum
(0)LOL, Yep in my experience that's generally what happens. at least you'll know next time.
#16 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:51pm by neuroticallyours
(+2)14 is making sh*t up
in cats dilating pupils is the effect of adrenaline - ie FIGHT OR FLIGHT mode - and since cats are predators, it's more likely fight than flight (or dark, that part was correct)
plus, staring is how cats decide hierarchy. so if your stare isnt as good as his, you lose and he gets to maul you. people should learn this stuff before getting cats.
(0)My cat does that. Often. I used to stare at him from over the couch and then his eyes got wide and dilated and he would pounce. Luckily, I have good reflexes. Guess you don't.
(+3)Doesn't everyone know that you can't look directly into a cats eyes? They are allowed to kill you when you look at them! It's common sense. Cats eat faces.
#20 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:00pm by saviisneat
(0)LOL That's funny :D Cats eating faces. hahaha
I had 2 cats and looked directly into their eyes. I believe I'm still alive and my face is intact :D
(+3)awww haha i'm sorry but thats so funny! my cat does the same thing, but instead of mauling me, she just bonks heads with me :P its cute
(+1)Haha My cat does the same thing. He does it on command every time you say "Kiss" too.
At some point, I had him trained (or he had me trained... you can never tell with cats) to bonk his head on my fist every time I said "pound it". It was adorable.
#119 - On 11/20/2009 at 9:39am by iTunesAddict
(0)Duh. Nobody ever told you not to stare at an animal? They view it as aggression. Everybody knows this. YDI
(0)Haha my kitty does that all the time. You learn pretty quickly that you shouldn't get into a staring contest with an animal. Making eye contact and holding it is seen as a challenge to the other's alpha status, and the loser of the stare-down usually gets bitten or clawed, because in the wild, a beating puts the challenger back in his or her place in the pack/pride/group. You bring it food, you groom it, you clean up its waste, you lower yourself to its height to greet it...that makes your animal the alpha and you its bitch.
#23 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:02pm by myfriend_youfail
(+1)If you want to make FRIENDS with your cat, meet its gaze briefly and then blink slowly as you look away. This indicates trust and relaxation. It'll get you a much better reaction than a staring contest will.
#24 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:07pm by myfriend_youfail
(0)The hierarchy you're talking about is true for dogs, wolves and many other species, but there is no such hierarchy among cats (there can be some at some point, but they are much more flexible and it is more a question of territory than pure domination). There is no domination involved in the relationship between a cat and its master, as opposed to a dog.
(0)I second this. Blink when you have eye-contact with your cats, and talk to them in a friendly voice, and generally be relaxed around your cats, and they'll be your friends, instead of trying to amputate your face.
#112 - On 11/19/2009 at 9:49pm by Jernau_Gurgeh
(0)hierarchy is true for cats when they live in groups (which they rarely do, unless they grew up together in a household and their owner suddenly dies because one of them decides to maul his/her face and they all had to live in the wild)
#135 - On 03/06/2010 at 8:42pm by shockedface
(0)Yeah, I dont think my cats have ever done anything like that. More often they just stare back placidly.
well.. on the bright side you got a face full of pussy....... but yeah dont fuck with the kitties...
#26 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:08pm by moon_mistress
(0)I don't know where everyone's getting the "THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER" from. I quite often have staring contests with all my animals, and nothing ever happens more than one of us getting bored and wandering away.
(0)It's usually young animals or more aggressive-natured animals that pounce during staring contests. My guess is that you have even-tempered pets. I prefer more spirited ones, so my dog is always running around and getting underfoot, and my cat will jump at just about anything. Keeps life interesting. :D
#32 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:21pm by myfriend_youfail
that is why dogs are way better..you could stare at a dog for hours and it wont attack your face (well in most cases)
im more of a dog person if you couldnt tell already :)
#30 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:19pm by ohsosweet
(0)It really depends on which dogs! Dominant, anxious or wild ones are much likely to attack or at least growl when stared at for too long.
On this point, cats and dogs are alike: some won't do anything, some will react by avoiding eye contact and some will attack or threaten you. Just a question of personality (and maybe boredom if you keep playing that game!)
(-1)1 word,
5 letters,
2 sylables,
2 meanings,
L-O-S-E-R
LOSER!!!!!
#31 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:20pm by baby_gurl2405
(+1)Show human dominance by standing tall and throwing balls of paper at the cat. It'd be good revenge as it would annoy the cat. ;)
(0)Staring is a pretty universal sign of aggression (try staring at a cop or some tough guy in a bar and see how far that gets you). The reaction obviously varies, depending on the animal's species, temperament, and level of trust and familiarity with you.
#39 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:53pm by cthulhu1138
(+1)I did that to my cat once....he kept his claws in though. My mom sat there laughing while I picked up the cat and said "Who is the bigger one now huh?" He squirmed and I dropped him then he ran off. Not an hour later he was curled up in my lap. FYL and your face.
(0)Hahahah that's awesome. Reminds me of my cute little devil kitty. And when I say kitty I mean 17 year old cat who's given me many scars. Oh how I love her haha.
(0)Wow, didn't you know that staring at a cat is a signal of aggression? YDI for owning a cat and not knowing how to handle it. And large eyes on a cat are usually when they're hunting, playing, or fighting. Not calm.
However, FYL, cause I imagine that would hurt. :(
(0)It could have been worse.
Other kinds of face-to-pussy contact leave you with STDs.
I'll take cat scratches any day.
#51 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:42pm by ScaryyMary
(0)I already knew this because I have a cat too. If their pupils grow large, it means they are going to pounce at you.
#52 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:06pm by cheerbabe_3
(0)Cats rule the world! You should never look directly into the eyes of your masters. They punish such insolence harshly.
But in all seriousness, no shit!
#54 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:19pm by Selenemoon18
(0)This is the first FML I've read in a while that really brought a smile to my face... I can just picture this... LMFAO. Thanks for posting :)
(-1)OMFG HOW CAN U NOT KNOW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN XD I STILL CANT STOP LAUGHING YDI FOR BEING BUMB ENOUGH TO 1) STARE AT A CAT AND 2) STARE AT A CAT CLOSE ENOUGH TO ATTACK U TOO FAST FOR U TO GET OUT OF THE WAY ROFLMFAO DAM IMA FAVORITE THIS SORRY BUT YDI
(0)Aww, I loved it when my cats did that; I loved watching their pupils suddenly enlarge just before they pounced.
You're dumb if you never knew that hahaha
#57 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:37pm by DameGreyWulf
(0)I feel you. My kitten used to do this all the time, but then we got her declawed. It doesn't hurt so much anymore, but it's still startling.
On a side note, I really love how you worded this. I don't really know why, I just like it.
#58 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:40pm by wolfishinsanity
(0)That's what you call pussy on face action. ;) lolz
#59 - On 11/18/2009 at 11:43pm by DangerousBabee
(0)Atleast you know who the dominant one is in your house. If the cat attacks you, the cat does not respect you enough to believe you have any power whatsoever.
(0)Yeah, bunnies are manlier!
At least dwarf rabbits. Cute, but actually vicious little beasts. My (now dead) dwarf rabbit usually attacked everything which pissed him off including our older cat. The younger one decided to flee in terror after witnessing her mom getting bitten and clawed by a small ball of fluffy fury...
...awesome creatures :)
(0)that's my kitten for you. she will jump on my back, claws out, and vault up onto our staircase another 5 feet up... meaning im left with several painful scratches on my back.
#70 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:57am by numberthree131
(0)If you annoy a cat they will warn you. If you didnt pay attension to that warning then they will strike simple as that. Happens to me all the time. I got a two inch gash down my arm once while I was holding one of them as my lovely younger brother decided that that was the right time to scare her. It hurts but you'll heal and have the scars to prove it.
#74 - On 11/19/2009 at 4:12am by Pikachu206
(0)I have to say that I loved this FML.
All of the responses have made me curious though, am I the only person who's cat does not do this? My cat will just look away after a bit and maybe just maybe flick his tail a little. Then again he was completely declawed when I got him so maybe that has changed his behavior.
The only thing he ever does that could even be construed as annoying is attempting to clean the hair on my head, which is only bothersome because once he starts he keeps trying to do it for hours. I think he likes my leave in conditioner a little to much.
#76 - On 11/19/2009 at 7:18am by WTFsGoingOn
(0)I would guess your cat has respect for you. Cats often will not attack people they respect. Although I have never had a cat that was completely delcawed, so I suppose that could be it.
(0)What #82 said. If you assert your status as the leader, your cat won't attack you.
That, plus declawing usually has the same effects as "fixing". It lowers the animal's aggression instincts. The cat will try to climb curtains and such for a few weeks, then realize its claws are gone and settle down.
But if you have a really temperamental cat like my mom did, she'll find out that teeth work just as well. >_< So really, it all depends on the animal's individual personality.
#83 - On 11/19/2009 at 10:55am by myfriend_youfail
(-1)lol dayum yall it not dat funny but for real!!! When mii cat does dat she jumps on mii face den bites da fuck outta mii nose nd lip. IT HURTS like a mother, but dont stare a cat in da face idiot!!!!
#84 - On 11/19/2009 at 1:09pm by EbonyGoddess
(+2)Good Lord....your Fail @ English makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a rusted, salt-encrusted teaspoon and then dribble concentrated acid into the gaping sockets.
I've politely requested that Ninja Santa give you a dictionary for Christmas this year.
#85 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:02pm by myfriend_youfail
(-1)lol obviously you dont know about msn talk because your so closed off from your friends and on Fmylife.com all the time. You SHOULD actually try doing that and post it on youtube, maybe you'll get some friends that way and learn gangsta tlk. thx so much yuh lil baby
#86 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:20pm by EbonyGoddess
(+2)Ahhhh so you're just trolling. Carry on, ghetto trash. ;) Far be it from me to prevent you from spreading verbal syphilis and illiteracy.
I type like a regular human being, even when in my MSN messenger. I make sure my words can be easily read and understood by all who read them.
Now hush up, sweetie pie, I'm on the phone with Santa. He needs to get you that dictionary, pronto.
#88 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:23pm by myfriend_youfail
(-2)excuse me? Only retards believe in Santa Clause or little toddlers. I really don't care what you do , just stop acting like an ignorant retard and "correcting" peoples spelling. I like typing that way because its faster and expands the brain knowledge(LOL) and lets you connect with other races. If you didnt know, everyone is typing like that and are "TRYING" to be getto. Did you just call me "getto trash" because you ARE trash and wish to have a trash buddy? LOL no thank you. Maybe if you go to a homeless shelter you might find someone who would LOVE to be your buddy.Please get a life and stop living on this website just because your life feels so boring. I see you have replied to quite a few of other peoples comments. Know why dont YOU shush so I can go live MY life. :) byebye now.
#89 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:30pm by EbonyGoddess
(+4)And to reiterate the "you fail at English" thing, with the way you worded your first sentence, you're saying only retards believe in toddlers.
Good day.
#91 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:34pm by LeverPuller
(+2)So typing like a developmentally-challenged eight-year-old expands your knowledge and connects you to other races? Wow, I didn't know that. Maybe if I go around smacking my chest and drooling, I can learn about people in China!
Just keep talking, ghetto trash. ;) It's making me laugh. You're rising to my obvious bait PERFECTLY. While I'm at it, your mother is a fat cunt with herpes, your father never loved you even though you give him blowjobs every night, and your teachers all secretly want to rape you with a yardstick covered in Elmer's glue.
Also...stop living on this website just because your life feels so boring. Hypocrite. ;)
#92 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:35pm by myfriend_youfail
(-1)Wow. Nice. I dont comment on almost everyone's comments, but hey if you feel like it makes your life more full then thats your choice. Ummm you dont even know anything about my life so you dont even have the right to say that, if you would shut your mouth and think before you said stuff you might not have put your foot in your mouth. Both of my parents died yesterday, and I am now homeschoooled. lol so your description of "my life" doesnt fit. The funny thing is your supposed to be older than me yet I'm being more respectful. your comments back are quite amusing also. My life/spelling doesn't concern you. :) thankyou very much. Have a nice day with your new homeless friends. :)
#93 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:47pm by EbonyGoddess
(0)So......you get a free pass because your parents died, but you're welcome to insult me and comment on what you think of my social life?
Good God Almighty Lord Above, they should stop homeschooling you. It's obviously not giving you much of an education in English OR critical thinking.
In short, go fuck yourself with your daddy's shinbone. Have a nice day with his leg crammed up your vagina. :)
#94 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:55pm by myfriend_youfail
(-1)LOL!! Wow just because you were abused( maybe sexually) by your father doesnt mean everybody else was. Actually this little game we are playing was not started by me, you threw the first rock. I will be the bigger woman and apologize first even though you should be. Im sorry for insulting your supposively wonderful social life. :D Thankyou for the laughter. It was quite refreshing. I see you are a mental case. I suggest getting help.... quick. For now I do have to go since its my friends birthday. Hope we can chat again. Oh and you might want to gargle with mouthwash to get the taste of foot out of your mouth.
#95 - On 11/19/2009 at 3:02pm by EbonyGoddess
(-1)OH! Why thankyou for politley correcting my mistake. I will rephrase the wording when I use that comeback again. :D Now YOU have a great day.
#96 - On 11/19/2009 at 3:05pm by EbonyGoddess
(-1)Okay, whatever, ghetto trash. ;) If thinking I need therapy helps you get over the fact that your parents committed suicide so they wouldn't have to put up with you bringing strange hermaphrodites home to deep-throat, you go right ahead and think I need therapy.
The day after your parents die, you go out with a friend on his/her birthday, and blah-blah-blah on FML? Oh, yes, sounds like you really loved your parents. More likely, your parents aren't dead, you just wish they were.
Hope they're rotting in hell. You can join them someday and have a nice gigantic orgy together!
And honey, foot will always taste better than a blood-relative's cock, as you well know. ;)
Have fun with your imaginary friend! Maybe you can practice spelling and grammar together!
#98 - On 11/19/2009 at 3:24pm by myfriend_youfail
(-1)Is typing "mii" instead of "me" really shortening anything?
Also, "TXT language and abbreviations are forbidden on the website. Be careful with your spelling and read your post a few times to be sure before posting. Do not hesitate in using an automatic spelling corrector to avoid spelling mistakes." So since you're posting this publicly on a website where careful spelling in in the comment policy then yes, it does matter to us. Plus most people type normally on MSN so your point falls flat on its face. Your disrespectful nature is also against the comment policy. Did you even read it? You don't sound big or smart just so you know. EDIT: I just went on your profile, you're 14 so that explains a lot.
#99 - On 11/19/2009 at 3:24pm by ZombieKnickers
(-1)Wow, I was trolling and antagonizing a fourteen-year-old? I could have sworn she was only seven...
.....Eh. I'm over it, and have already moved on to troll other people who fail at spelling, grammar, and life in general.
#100 - On 11/19/2009 at 3:32pm by myfriend_youfail
(0)i have never in my entire life, talked like that on msn. so please, do not say that everyone talks "gansta" and wishes to talk "ghetto". oh, and how does typing like an idiot connect me to other races?
(0)LoL, that's why I don't bother in arguing with complete strangers over the Internets!
#102 - On 11/19/2009 at 6:17pm by Darling_Cherry
(+1)Aye, I'm a dick. I like being a dick to bratty, illiterate 14 year olds who think they get a free ride out of misplaced pity and can thus insult people who try to educate them. It's quite satisfying, actually.
BAWWWWW I NO CANZ TYP CORREKTLYS BUT I THINK IZ FUNNEH! BAWWWW MY PARENTS DED YESTERDAIIZ BUT I HAZ TIEMS FOR FML AND FWENDS WHICH YUU NO HAZ! BAWWWWW I SMERTERZ DAN YUU CUZ I USEZ CHATSPEAK LOLOLOLOLOL IT MAKE MII SMERTZ! BAWWWWW!
I get a few laughs out of tearing down arrogant, ignorant cocks like that. :)
#105 - On 11/19/2009 at 8:34pm by myfriend_youfail
(-1)Wow you have issues. 1. they were my biological parents, who I havent seen in 11 yrs. 2. I can do whatever the fuck I want. I went to my friends house to TALK to her about it and wish her a happybirthday. And I was on fml because I needed a laugh.You are a dick because you have no respect for the deseased, they died in a car crash. And omfg you cant msn txt. Im sorry you suck. "mii" does not mean "me" you retard. It means MY!!! You were NOT educating me because I already knew what you were telling me. Your little display of txt talk was disgustingly sad. No wonder you dont txt my way... because YOU CANT!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! wow you crack me up!! You didnt tear me down. I will continue to tlk in txt any time I want to. Im just not doing it now because i see your brain cannot understand such talk. You really do think that your life is more important than other peoples.... why do you have to correct ANYTHING?? Just let people live their lives and keep your snude comments to yourself. Thankyou, you dickhead.
#106 - On 11/19/2009 at 8:52pm by EbonyGoddess
(+1)Kiddo, why don't you hop in your too-short-skirt and scuttle on back to school now?
Only people with tweenie mentalities type that way. I know people your age and younger who don't do it. You're just a little twit.
#108 - On 11/19/2009 at 9:11pm by DameGreyWulf
(+1)Awww poor little ghetto trash cunt. She's so upset that no one likes or appreciates her chatspeak. Maybe she should go dig up her daddy and suck his weenie some more, maybe that would make her feel better. And maybe if her daddy wasn't a retard, she might still be able to suck out some intelligence to improve her English abilities! Get the hell off FML and go suck a gigantic rotting cock, okay, cuntrag? Thank you, daddysucker!
Awww go cry about it already. You actually think you're "smarter" because you type like a mentally-handicapped toddler?? AHAHAHAHAHA Oh God, you're hilarious. It doesn't take ANY intelligence to hammer your face on the keyboard and manage to type in chatspeak. No, my brain CANNOT comprehend chatspeak. Why? Oh, maybe it's because I was raised to read and write proper English. Obviously your fat whore mother raised you through cell phone texts because she didn't care enough to actually teach you anything.
PS: Haven't you learned that I don't care about anything you've said, little cuntrag? I do this because I like to piss off little illiterate cocksuckers such as yourself! And you're rising to the bait PERFECTLY, you stupid, fat, incest-loving WHORE. :D Come on, keep responding, it's making me laugh so much!
#109 - On 11/19/2009 at 9:18pm by myfriend_youfail
(+1)Note to everyone else: No, I'm not normally this abusive. But when I see someone using "my mommy and daddy died BAWWWWW" to defend chatspeak, I get rather pissed off. That, and I rather like the fact that she thinks she's "smart" because she can use chatspeak. I like winding her up and watching her foam at the mouth at my posts. It's quite funny.
#110 - On 11/19/2009 at 9:20pm by myfriend_youfail
(+1)What, no replies, little illiterate ghetto girl?
Aww. Come now...I'm getting bored. Feed me, I beg you! Give me your impotent rage and your poorly-spelled insults!
Ahhhh. You're hopeless. You'll never see the humor in my verbose diatribe. Best to just continue on to another FML where the little ghetto thug-whores aren't so illiterate.
PS: Dame, she said she's homeschooled. Mind you, she probably still wears too-short minskirts, just so any surviving males in the household can stare at her loose little twat...
#111 - On 11/19/2009 at 9:27pm by myfriend_youfail
(0)excuse me? holy crap you are just full of shit you bisexual disturbed woman. Maybe if you squeeze your arm, crap will come seeping out of the pores. You really do live on here. Its very sad. Oh Im so glad I made you laugh, because that was the whole point. In reality all these things you've said about me and my parents doesnt mean a thing, beacuase 'I' know what I am and I know where my parents are. So why dont you close your 21yr old mouth and start being more respectful and maybe you'll start getting respect back. Yes maybe I was too bold in saying everyone types that way, but most everyone 'I' know type that way. So shhhhhhhhhhhh and get on with your life. And getto thug-whores? Oh my gosh please stop. LOL! You probably dont even know what a thug IS! Your killing me! I'm not wanting a free pass just because my parents died 2days ago. I was just telling you they died because of your comment:"While I'm at it, your mother is a fat cunt with herpes, your father never loved you even though you give him blowjobs every night" so that you would know that they are dead and maybeh feel guilty for saying shit about me, but I see you have no heart.
#114 - On 11/20/2009 at 8:40am by EbonyGoddess
(+1)Isn't chat speak the shortening of words to make them easier to type or text? Then why the hell, dear smart one who calls herself EbonyGoddess, would you use 'Mii' three letters to replace a perfectly fine, perfect short and perfect grammatically correct 'My'? You're very sad and while I don't agree with the other girl's level of abuse I do agree that you lack a certain degree of intelligence.
#115 - On 11/20/2009 at 9:10am by Kickmehard
(-1)i love coming on FML for a laugh occasionally. This is the first time i've commented because I liked the FML. I stumbled upon this conversation and I am utterly appalled at the behaviour of people on here. Yes she might be 14 and not writing proper english, so what? she's got plenty of time to learn to do that and she can type any way she likes, she's young. As for you (my friend_you fail) please find a better hobby then deliberately verbally abusing a 14 year olds. You dont look very 'cool' or smart doing it and it's not funny at all.
>nycplywood thanks for a funny post that made myself and many others laugh
#116 - On 11/20/2009 at 9:17am by Euki_chickybabe
(0)yes it is. When ou do "mii' your just hitting the "i" twice instead of going to the "y". I think its faster, in a way. But I really dont care what you think. I AM a 9th grader everybody, not some college aged idiot who uses Txt language. Thankyou.
#117 - On 11/20/2009 at 9:20am by EbonyGoddess
(0)Hey, I'm younger than you and I don't use that type of talk. Niether do any of my friends. I'm very sorry that your parents died and I understand how you feel. My dog just passed recently and he was very very dear to me. Anyways, nobody I know on facebook, MSN, Myspace or any other website use that type of talk. It does not make you sound smart and does not connect you to other races. I'm sorry but it's true and I have read most or all of the arguement. I know it doesn't concern me much but your putting it on a website where everyone can read it. I talk perfectly normal and I talk to Hispanics and African Americans and Asians all the time.
(+1)The 'I' and the 'Y' are ONE button away. Are you seriously that lazy?
P.S Obviously talking like that does NOT in fact bring you 'closer to people' it actually alienates you from them because they think you're stupid. The only people its going to 'bring you closer to' are your fellow idiots. So I guess FYL.
#121: I love how you compared your dog dying to her losing her parents, yaknow because its exactly the same. Epic. Seriously.
#122 - On 11/20/2009 at 3:34pm by Kickmehard
(0)Okay, here is something better. I missed half of my second grade year going to my great grandparents funeral. My great grandpa's funeral was on halloween. My great grandma's funeral was pretty close to thanksgiving. Guess how much fun those holidays were?
(0)'I' talk perfectly normal I just like typing that way because its faster. Im happy for you because you r friends don't "use that type of talk" and you "talk perfectly" normal. Are you African American? If you are then cool but if your white then shhhh. please. All of MY african American friends "TYPE" that way. Thankyou for saying sorry aout my parents. I missed getting to meet them which is something Ive wanted to do all my life. Im sorry about your dog. Someone shot our dog. She was very very smart. No txt talk doesnt "connect" me to other races but for me it does. When I go into a new country the teenagers see how I txt my friends and are intersted. Then I can explain the wording and they teach me their language. I now know 3different languages that way, thankyou. :) Not VERY well but I know quite a few words.
#124 - On 11/20/2009 at 4:45pm by EbonyGoddess
(0)sorry* doesnt connect YOU to other races but it does for me
#125 - On 11/20/2009 at 4:50pm by EbonyGoddess
(0)How young ARE you? Anyways Im sorry about your great grandparents :(. My grandfather died on Christmas eve, uncle had a stroke Christmas Day, and we found out my dad had cancer the next day.
#126 - On 11/20/2009 at 4:57pm by EbonyGoddess
(0)Actually I connect to other races more effectively when I don't act like a twit and actually type correctly. People realize you are worth talking to.
Hitting "i" twice still counts as hitting three keys instead of two.
Oh, and earlier:
School = home, scuttle on home, den, lair, bedroom covered in nude Edward posters. It implies the same either way.
#127 - On 11/20/2009 at 9:39pm by DameGreyWulf
(0)I typed like EbonyGoddess when I was 8 years old. I always wondered why my topics never got posted on my little-kid-message-board-thingys.
It was kind of a phase, but a lot of black people type like that. I don't see why, they get insulted when someone calls them stupid then bring home a baby when they're 13 and type like "omg mii bayb33 will b nam3d latyr3sha isab3llamari3!!!!
I by no means am calling black people stupid, being a mulatto myself. It's just that if they get so offended when people insult their intelligence, why do they carry on typing like illiterate genies?
#131 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:55pm by sayheyyybabe
(0)i do that all the time to play wit my cat but i always move in time so she wont get my face...Moron
#87 - On 11/19/2009 at 2:20pm by reecescuphoe
(0)Ouch, but yeah didn't your mother ever teach you not to stare? Cats really don't like it.
#97 - On 11/19/2009 at 3:13pm by ZombieKnickers
(0)Yep. Cat's pupils always dilate before they pounce. I assume it's so they can take in more visual info during the attack.
#107 - On 11/19/2009 at 9:06pm by turdburgers
(0)Haha my cat and I have staring contests all the time!
#120 - On 11/20/2009 at 12:36pm by Cassandriana
(0)Why on earth would you get a cat without learning first how to communicate with it? Staring is a sign of aggression. Idiot.
(0)Well, unless OP got his cat from a breeder, I would think the communication learning starts when he brings it home. Books can't tell you everything, especially about living beings.
However the staring thing is pretty much rule number one with all animals. One would assume OP would know this.
#129 - On 11/22/2009 at 3:03pm by DameGreyWulf
(0)I think your cat has anger issues.
BTW, when their eyes get really big it generally means that something has excited them. Usually negatively.
So yeah, I have staring contests with my cat sometimes. She gets bored after a while though ;)
#130 - On 11/25/2009 at 10:51pm by sayheyyybabe
(0)why are fml's so freaking funny when I'm supposed to be quiet????
#138 - On 05/18/2010 at 1:52am by Hockeylover87_71
(0)wow myfriend_youfail, stop being so freaking immature, I bet ebonygoddess could totally kick your fat ass. go get a life.
#139 - On 05/18/2010 at 1:56am by Hockeylover87_71
(0)and what does it matter to anyone how another person talks?? are you all seriously that judgemental, enough with all your crap, it's killing me!
#140 - On 05/18/2010 at 2:00am by Hockeylover87_71
(0)i guess cats are different because i can look at my cat directly and it wouldn't attack me
#142 - On 06/17/2010 at 6:29pm by PredyJessica
