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Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML


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On 11/16/2009 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Hope your parents can talk some sense into her though i hold little hope for that. Seriously, does she have no respect for others property? Since when did "You can borrow it" become "Do whatever you want with it?". Maybe I'm old fashioned (yet I'm only 20) but to me "You can borrow it" means "You can use it but please be carefull with it".

#1 - On 11/16/2009 at 5:17pm by Gwyndion

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Tell her you want to teach her how to do it properly and use her head. =D

#3 - On 11/16/2009 at 5:19pm by sjp092

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