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Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33119) - you deserved it (1284)

On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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