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Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43548) - you deserved it (2042)

On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Congrats on the better grades now i suppose you will get?

#1 - On 11/16/2009 at 6:09am by xshyguyx

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I can imagine this scenario

you: *raises hand in classroom* Miss, Can I transfer classes?
teacher: Why?
you: Because you are sleeping with my Dad.

#12 - On 11/16/2009 at 7:10am by MysteryJoker

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