Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML

by Anonymous / 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • Congrats on the better grades now i suppose you will get?

    #1 - On 11/16/2009 at 6:09am by xshyguyx

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  • I can imagine this scenario

    you: *raises hand in classroom* Miss, Can I transfer classes?
    teacher: Why?
    you: Because you are sleeping with my Dad.

    #12 - On 11/16/2009 at 7:10am by MysteryJoker

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