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Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61508) - you deserved it (3772)

On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

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WHAT. That is terrible!!!! D: What if you're not ready for kids?! Jeez... she is crazy. Sorry about your pregnancy. Unless, that is, you're ready for kids now and wanted one.

#1 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:18am by Amkii

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sorry, but your Mothers a nut job o.O

#2 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:19am by Emma89_

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