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Today, at 2 in the morning, a noisy work crew started up in the parking lot next to my apartment. What were they doing at that ungodly hour? Installing a light that now shines right into my window. FML

I agree, your life sucks (20669) - you deserved it (1058)

On 11/15/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by theropod (man) - United States (Colorado)

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