Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell on my face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see my reaction." FML
I agree, your life sucks (14955) - you totally deserved it (1399)
On 11/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by oww - United States (Connecticut)
Your wording is the funniest part
i.e... "my lamp next to me in bed"
"yanked while I was sleeping"
#2 - On 11/15/2009 at 5:23pm by FederalAgent
Yeah- this guy's an asshole. The OP should leave him. There's obviously no love in this relationship.
#15 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:19pm by wilshires1
I'd let the same happen to my chick, girl! Lighten up, it didn't kill you, it's funny!
#5 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:05pm by Bloodknight
ya wouldn't you wak up from feeling you nose hurting? by i would laugh my ass off too sorry
#8 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:06pm by sweetspicegirl
Well, you got to admit that it must have been funny to watch.
#9 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:08pm by CallMeHush
OP, you want us to feel sorry for you because of your bad choice in boyfriends? A choice that is entirely YOURS? Wait while I pull out the world's smallest violin.
#11 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:13pm by lostfaithinpppl
Well, hundreds of other people who post the same kinds of FML's do. I don't really see how this is different, so I'll wait until you get back from commenting on the other 200+ people's FML's telling them it's their fault they picked a bad bf/gf that ended up being mean/embarassing their partner/cheating on them.
You're 17, you know jacksh*t about life. When you reach adult hood, then you can comment on life. Until then, go hang out with Paris and Lindsay.
#21 - On 11/16/2009 at 12:35am by SarcasticAvenger
Ok, I'm 17 so I'm a naive dumbass who cares nothing about shopping and gossiping about "Paris and Lindsay"? Do you know me? Didn't think so. At least I'm brave enough to put my actual age on FML.
Oh and PS, even if you're ten years older than me, ripping on someone younger than you to make yourself feel better makes you look so cool.
Get a life.
OP, time to dump his ass! There are plenty of fish out there, trust me. I found an AWESOME girlfriend, after dating some real pain rude and mean people....like your boyfriend.
#12 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:18pm by SarcasticAvenger
OP obviously you have a choice either get even lol or let it be.
I feel bad for his choice to not even help but i guess he has his sense of humor. Hopefully it works out in the end
you guys are fucking morons. this is the same as any other prank that might happen.
i bet a girl could cry about getting a water balloon thrown at her by her boyfriend here and half of you would say "omg dump him he obviously doesn't love you"
#18 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:03pm by mister_moops
You left out an ex. Seriously, when will we stop making mistakes on fml's.
Whats that? She didn't leave out the ex? Oh, then she's an idiot who deserves it and needs to learn to dump this losers ass pronto.
#23 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:01am by Brooklynxman
It "fell" on you, huh? You really expect us to believe that?
Next time, don't get caught cheating cheating on your boyfriend with the lamp and he won't punch you in the nose.
lol i think it's funny, it's something i do, you shouldn't leave ur bf for that
#29 - On 11/18/2009 at 3:26am by Deathnotelover
