Today, my ex decided he wanted to start calling me "Pup." I jokingly said "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" Later, we went bowling with a large group of friends. He put my name in the board as "Sausage Face." Everyone agreed it will be my new name. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3424) - you totally deserved it (19910)
On 11/15/2009 at 1:46pm - misc - by firefliiez (woman) - United States (Texas)
Sorry to call you a hypocrite, but the word is "I'll", not "ill". We mustn't forget our punctuation. ;)
#28 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:41pm by myfriend_youfail
Also, "sorry" should have a comma after it, and a number of periods are needed in that post, to say nothing of ending a sentence fragment in a 4-period attempt at an ellipsis.
I understand people critiquing grammar and/or spelling on this site, but they should learn to do it without making errors themselves.
(and I think I comma spliced here; forgive me, spirits of english teachers past)
#51 - On 11/16/2009 at 8:14am by Watchmaker
You shouldn't put a comma before an "and", it's bad grammar.
"I understand people critiquing grammar and/or spelling on this site, but they should learn to do it without making errors themselves."
#53 - On 11/16/2009 at 12:06pm by FreddyLunch
The comma before the "and" in the first sentence is appropriate, because the "and" is acting as a coordinating conjunction for a compound sentence. You can determine this, because both clauses being linked are independent.
#54 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:32pm by rangerx
Hahaha well at least your ex listens to what you tell him ;)
#5 - On 11/15/2009 at 6:14pm by marc_with_a_c
Not sure why my comment got moderated...
I simply said that this FML isn't that bad, I highly doubt your friends called you Sausage Face in a cruel way, and I also highly doubt that the nickname lasted that long, its not particularly witty in any way.
Therefore, this FML is boring.
#35 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:20pm by hornetchik
and this is why we "x" our ex-boyfriends out of the picture.
#21 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:45pm by alove23
ever hear the phrase "be careful what you wish for"? Yeah. I can't click anything except "you deserved that one" cause, well.. you did, you suggested it.
#22 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:46pm by Nemephosis
Don't worry, Sausage Face, your new nickname'll grow old soon.
#23 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:57pm by SmellsLikeFunk
Sausage Face < Pup.
Nice going. You're the one who said it in the first plac.
#25 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:15pm by i_is_a_tr00l
Sounds like the episode of Seinfeld where George wants to be called T-Bone but ends up being called Coco....then Gammy.
#31 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:12pm by icedrake523
Look here, Sausage Face, your ex just inadvertently became your marketing department.
Any guy who hears that name is going to want to date you, especially here in Texas. Once they start talking to you about your love for sausage, you can talk about how you like sausage inserted into your sweet buns (and about your other nickname, Kolache Butt).
You're going to have to beat 'em off with a stick!
Hah! that's just a lesson on the social dynamics of guys. Congratulations on your first step towards manhood.
#44 - On 11/16/2009 at 1:40am by Le_Pecheur
And I quote "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!"
I fail to see how you can think this isn't your fault. Now granted, people say ridiculous stuff like this all the time, but its your ex. Never, ever, and I mean it, never, put ideas in your ex's head. Its like slathering yourself in steak then jumping into a tank with a great white shark at feeding time.
#46 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:04am by Brooklynxman
When I moderated this, it didn't say "ex." Weird.
Anyway, I lmao'ed at "sausage face." how did you even come up with that?!
#47 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:11am by DynamicDave
pup is cute. why would you even suggest sausage face? that's just, well, stupid. YDI
#55 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:24pm by AngelRaven89
There are many grammer mistakes in this post. To start off, "He decided to start calling me "pup." Theres is a needed comma after "me". Also, periods and commas in many places. Therefore, changing the "run-ons" to proper sentences. I suggest going back to 3rd grade English.
#57 - On 11/16/2009 at 11:39pm by ThinkBeforeSpeak
Maybe it was revenge for you not letting him put his Sausage in your face.
#58 - On 11/18/2009 at 12:45am by COBRAMORPH
Well you deserve it for hanging out and connecting with your ex. Way to be stable emotionally there
#59 - On 11/18/2009 at 12:56am by HidingInThePages
@ #57, "Also, periods and commas in many places." is not a complete sentence, ya little poon.
#60 - On 11/18/2009 at 12:31pm by djessemoody
