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Today, I was really depressed so I talked on the phone with my best friend. She was telling me how a guy she really liked complimented her. I told her it was be nice to get at least one compliment. After a long silence she says, "You're really good with computers." FML

I agree, your life sucks (15772) - you totally deserved it (2922)

On 11/15/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Ugh (man) - United States (Missouri)

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Never mind saying first. I don't want thumbs down :D Anyway OP, It is a compliment, amirite?

#1 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:04pm by nazooer

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I'm replying to myself so no one else can.

#12 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:24pm by nazooer

thumbs down for not getting everyone pissed by saying #1

#13 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:25pm by pinky2

I was first. all of you die.

#15 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:27pm by nazooer

the_pleb, your way cooler than the OP.
there you go! haha

#24 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:07pm by slash1396

Trickster, you suck dick too much.

#38 - On 11/15/2009 at 6:57pm by ohmygoodnex

That was uncalled for ohmygoodnex

#52 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:16pm by 8trickster8

ironically, it actually was called for, you just didn't appreciate it.

#56 - On 11/16/2009 at 1:30am by TheDoge

God damn it.

#2 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:04pm by myballs

LOL ... that was a jesture to bail out from the awkward moment that you created for her. Get a grip and get a life.

#53 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:49pm by wtfwts

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First
wow that sucks

#3 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:04pm by webkinzfreak96

fail

#7 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:06pm by nazooer

YDI for fishing for compliments

#4 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:05pm by s_p_a_r_k

Exactly what I was going to say. YDI.

#11 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:23pm by smackieonassis

This.

So your friend was in a good mood and you decided to bring her down. Well done! I hate self absorbed whiny bitches.
This wouldn't of happened if you were a good friend, or if you weren't a moaning attention seeker.
That's what you get.

#44 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:21pm by AtoZnumbersand_

I'd love to be told I was good with computers.

#5 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:06pm by tkarin

tkarin, you are remarkably good with computers.

#17 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:43pm by railgun

Even if she had given you a good compliment it wouldn't matter because you had to beg for it -_-

And wow, I just noticed that... you're a MAN. Grow a pair already.

#6 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:06pm by irishfever

Agreed.

#35 - On 11/15/2009 at 5:15pm by Relentless14

In this day and age, that's like saying you're good with a microwave.

#8 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:10pm by shaister

Sadly, her friend ignored her impressive abilities with the phonograph..

#18 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:45pm by mercyFML

Go crawl in a hole. No one cares.

#9 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:17pm by weedking

So she's complimenting your skills and you're still whining? There's no help for you if you can't even see what you have. You have a friend that tries to cheer you up at least. By the way "it was be nice" doesn't make sense.

#10 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:22pm by AngelRaven89

COMPLIMENT FISHER> DIE>

#14 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:26pm by nazooer

People that fish for compliments deserve to be punched in the throat.

#16 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:42pm by alexandraa

Jeez. You people are jerks. Saying you deserve it and shit.

#19 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:47pm by Joeboy777

Today, I hinted like mad for my friend to compliment me. she complimented me. FML.

que?

#20 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:48pm by Silentknight

If you need people to feel better with yourself, you are f*cked.

#22 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:01pm by Luxen

I thought that this meant that the OP had said that it would be nice to get one compliment not meaning she wanted one herself, and the fact the friend couldn't come up with one was upsetting.

#23 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:02pm by mangobells

this is hilarious.

#25 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:11pm by imrealldum

well your frend gave you a comliment && thats an FML have a lil kidcall yo preggo and your not://

#26 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:16pm by tromboneplayer13

While you put her on the spot with your complaint, she's kind of a lame "best" friend if that's the best compliment she could come up with.

#28 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:37pm by Jewelofagal

That's in the eye of the beholder, actually.
In a group of people that value being technically well-versed it would in fact be a good compliment. In a group of sorority chicks that only talk about make-up, fashion and guys all day and think everyone good with computers is a friendless dork - not so much.

#51 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:54pm by __no_one__

YDI for being a moron and your life ended with a compliment.
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with your logic?

#29 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:45pm by Mortanious

I love it when people go fishing for compliments and reel in an old boot covered in seaweed.

I'll bet you plugged your friend's printer in and correctly connected the USB cable, and from this stroke of genius you were deemed to be "good with computers."

On the other hand, she could have said, "Well,. . . you're dick is not THAT small."

#30 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:47pm by perdix

I apologize. I screwed up.

That last line was an edit, and I was under the pressure of the two-minute window. Thanks for pointing out my error. I stand corrected.

#50 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:31pm by perdix

I understand completely. Two minutes is never enough time to edit a comment! Especially when the site is slow to load.

#57 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:11am by Zenjuro

"I was really depressed so I talked on the phone-" NO! FAIL! NEVER do that. Nobody wants to hear that you are depressed. It is neither interesting nor helpful to know such things. No one cares.

#31 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:56pm by splydoms

It's better than putting it in your facebook status and not having a best friend to call.

Yes, I know someone who does that consistently.

#42 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:08pm by 12345678dance

Actually true friends very much care if a friend is hurting. True and lasting relationships aren't built by being superficial with one another.

#32 - On 11/15/2009 at 4:22pm by Jewelofagal

thats kinda cute axtually. atleast she tried (:

#33 - On 11/15/2009 at 4:57pm by kibbleznbitz0

I second this. Except with an apostrophe in "that's", a "c" instead of an "x" in actually, and a space between "at" and "least".

#43 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:09pm by 12345678dance

at least you have a marketable skill

#34 - On 11/15/2009 at 4:59pm by majestydivine

your friend was just trying to find something to say.

#36 - On 11/15/2009 at 5:49pm by cb7112

Were you fishing for compliments? Maybe the OP just said that without wanting one. What probably made it awkward or an FML was that his friend thought she was obliged to compliment him, and that's all she could come up with. Which is sad. And a potential FML (if there is such a background).

WOW -> I just analyzed an FML. FML?

#39 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:05pm by prettybadfuckup

#39 I'm the OP and yes your right. Except no i wasn't fishing for compliments it just came out like that. Maybe subconsciously I was fishing but i didn't mean to. Sad thing is I don't really know much about computers. If its any better for you guys she's always fishing for complements around me. I always come up with nice stuff for her. This is the first time I'd ever done anything like that. And we're the kinda best friends that tell each other everything. I've known her for a long time.

#61 - On 11/16/2009 at 11:05pm by justfuckit12

The point is not to be interesting, it's to make the depressed person feel better. Hopefully a halfway decent friend would care if you're depressed.

But really, I don't get why this is an FML. You asked for a compliment, you got one. Upset because it's not what you wanted to hear? o_o

#40 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:19pm by Fabby

YDI for saying: it was be nice to get at least one compliment, also compliment fishing ain't cool.

#41 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:19pm by Anteezy

'True friends' (or good people for that matter) don't go out of there way to bring someones mood down.

#45 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:24pm by AtoZnumbersand_

If she had to try that hard to find something positive about you, why are you even friends with her?

#46 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:35pm by aback

fishing for compliments is really annoying. by the way, i'm so ugly. don't you guys think i'm ugly? what!!! you think i'm gorgeous!!! babers, YOU'RE the gorgeous one.

#47 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:40pm by devendra

LMAO we'll theres your compliment. Now wasn't that nice?

xD

#48 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:05pm by brendiz

You really don't know how to take a compliment, do you? You're just too egotistical for your own good. Let me know when you get off your cloud and decide to live back down here on the ground. Until then...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GYimQSAIKM

#49 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:06pm by blastvortex

aww poor baby :) I'll compliment you. you've got a nice ass :) I want to jump
your non-bones.

#54 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:53pm by jw90

YDI for use the terrible grammar much not good!

#55 - On 11/16/2009 at 12:18am by ActionManly

LOL YOU GOT HYPER BEAMED BITCH

#58 - On 11/16/2009 at 5:46am by yesfylhaha

Any time you say or do something looking for a specific reaction, you're unlikely to get it. YDI.

#59 - On 11/16/2009 at 8:06am by youthink

I like how, because you were disappointed that your friend said you were good with computers, you ran to one, went to this site, and told the computer what was bothering you instead. Your friend's observant.

#60 - On 11/16/2009 at 12:03pm by HaveNoShame

Agree.
Epicness~
Made me lol.. xD

#64 - On 12/05/2009 at 11:54pm by Izuation

"it was be nice" WTF this makes noo sense to me

#62 - On 11/17/2009 at 1:02am by jonisprettycool

Well...it is a compliment...isn't it..? Dx

#63 - On 12/05/2009 at 11:52pm by Izuation

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