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Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2657) - you deserved it (44215)

On 11/15/2009 at 12:34pm - misc - by Klepto (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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