Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
I agree, your life sucks (1841) - you totally deserved it (36034)
On 11/15/2009 at 12:34pm - misc - by Klepto (man) - United States (District of Columbia)
Okay, so you stole someone's stuff, and you got caught by your own stupidity. I get it now! His life isn't F'd because he got caught for stealing his "friend's" stuff, it's F'd because HE'S A DUMBASS!
The OP didn't say they got caught...if he realized as soon as he sent the friend request what his profile pic was..why couldn't he just delete it? What are the chances the guy who threw the party would be on facebook at that exact second to see the picture? Lame fml
#34 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:16pm by pancakes_n_syrup
Yes! Let's take a picture of the thing we just stole and post said picture on a public website! To make things better, let's get in the picture with it! Peppy, you take the photo! Nope...don't see anything illogical in what we're doing! None whatsoever!
idiot...
Actually gay means happy, merry, bright. Please learn English before making stupid comments. Thanks.
#72 - On 11/16/2009 at 1:46am by arienh4
#4, when you send a request, the picture stays like that, even if you change it. and he probably saw it by now.
#8 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:05pm by South_Park_Shay
Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.
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It takes like 3 seconds to change your profile picture.. and you're clearly an idiot. YDI. ps stealing is for losers.
#16 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:24pm by AngelRaven89
Give it back for gods sake! Either that or change your profile pic..
#17 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:24pm by fakechaosx
Why would you steal from someone's HOME like that? What the fuck is wrong with you? You are a piece of garbage and I hope you die in a fire.
#18 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:25pm by Flounder
You probably shouldn't have taken it in the first place.
#20 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:31pm by BeautifulColours
Agree.
Sadly its not aproriate to cut a hand from a thief nowadays.
#26 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:50pm by prc_
y the fuck would u steal that???
change your picture in the mean-time, or delete it... DUH!
#21 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:32pm by mirandaanda22
wow, y would u steal a trophy? well anywayz- time for a new profile pic :)
#23 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:37pm by jessxoxo28
Turn it into a creative advance. Ask him out to dinner, or the trophy gets it. Or, if you're more direct, tell him to just grab it back... FROM YOUR UNDERPANTS!
#25 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:48pm by TheIrishJaneDoe
so change your profile picture ther u go problem solved
#27 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:51pm by Mylife_is_so_fd
Why would you steal a trophy from the house of someone you don't know? This makes absolutely no sense. Perhaps you should return the thing.
#28 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:03pm by BlueberryPies
The first two paragraphs were amusing enough on their own, but just that little sentence at the end is just fantastic.
I think BlueberryPie's retard is behaving quite find actually. :'D
because the fact that the OP stole it is completly acceptable
#43 - On 11/15/2009 at 4:05pm by polico_wolf
haha YDI for stealing a trophie like wtf? messed up dude
#33 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:15pm by baby_gurl2405
Congratulations on bringing stupidity to a new level that mere mortals like us rarely get to witness.
Did you also send him a message saying: Oh btw, I also found this trophy at my house this morning. Can I keep it?
#37 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:31pm by signupsheetfail
I agree with 64.
I mean, really OP, you steal his trophy that he rightfully earned and then try to 'befriend' him?
You're a fucking asshole
Edit: this was not supposed to be in response to 41 but to the end of the page...
if you immediately knew about it, change and move the pic. This is NOT an FML, this is just a retard being a fucking retard
Assholes like you are the reason that people don't like to have parties
#51 - On 11/15/2009 at 6:29pm by spilltheguts
I'm with #51. I would take my hunting knife straight to your dumbass face.
Stealing trophies is fucking pathetic. I hope you get lepresy and your balls eaten off by a rabid dog.
#57 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:13pm by crazytoaster
This FML is so fucking lame. Really?? You couldn't change the picture after you "immediately" realized? If you realized it right after you sent the friend request, then change the picture before he sees it, DUMBASS.
sooo..
just get yourself over to his place,
tell him you took it while drunk, and hopefully just share a laugh and leave..
WTF is wrong with you?
You're an idiot AND a sorry excuse for a human being.
#64 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:52pm by FoundManyLemons
i hope you got to jail or at least get your ass beat. You're the reason why trying to be nice and having a party always sucks.
#67 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:49pm by driedpeaches
did you think stealing a trophy would somehow make you feel better about your pathetic existance? like you actually won something on your own? give it back and quit being a douchebag.
You douchebag! Who does that? Seriously who steals something like that? It may not mean much to you and it may not even be valuable in terms of monetary value but it has sentimental value to the person you stole it from! GIVE IT BACK!! Just because you havent received any trophies in your sad pathetic life DOES NOT give you the right to steal it from someone who has.
I hope they know where you live and they take it back and while they are there steal something from you so you know what it feels like and you will never do it to another person again.
#73 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:02am by Reality_bites
WOW your a complete cunt, bet your a 12 year old chav..... do this world a favor go die in a ditch u bellend
p.s whats your facebook
Ask him if he's interested I'm bartering. Make sure to tell him that you're more interested in services than goods. He'll catch on.
Who the HELL steals from the place the party is? Isn't it bad enough you leave a huge mess there for the host to deal with?? What the hell is wrong with you? Are you just an idiot? Do you think it's cool to steal?
Grow up already...this site has gone way downhill. This is not an FML moment, you moron. YTDI
YDI X 2. Firstly for being a Facebook whore (and don't try tell me your not, considering the fact you updated your facebook profile picture immediately after coming home from a party.)
And secondly because your a dirty thief!
One more YDI strike and you forfeit your life...
Oh wait, you thought this was a FYL so YDI X 3!!! Put a fork in him, he's done! Someone put this fool out of his misery already.
Um, change your pic and delete the pic in your profile pic. Problem solved.
Facebook messages aren't like emails.
The pic he sees will be whatever pic you have set when he RECEIVES the request, not the one you had set when you sent it.
That said, you deserve whatever happens to you when he finds out you stole from him.
#84 - On 11/16/2009 at 11:13am by Grangoire
thats realllllyyyyyy fucking weird... i had a party at my house on saturday... im a guy, on sunday i got a facebook friend request from a guy that was at my party, and my dad is missing one of his pool trophies...
#85 - On 11/16/2009 at 12:34pm by TEEVENSSNEVEET
Polite and sociable and yet, larcenous. You are obviously a hoore. Cut your throat now.
#90 - On 11/18/2009 at 1:19pm by DocHolliday
Today, i accepted a friend request from a guy who at my house party last night. i then found the trophy i've been looking for everywhere-- in his profile pic. FML
#91 - On 12/01/2009 at 7:08pm by eternallyme
Hmmm.........I hiope he sees it...and kicks you ass...
#92 - On 12/20/2009 at 1:53am by perksofmylifenot
