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Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4881) - you deserved it (65468)

On 11/15/2009 at 12:34pm - misc - by Klepto (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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YDI for stealing some guy's trophy.

#6 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:04pm by SirWombat

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Why would you steal from someone's HOME like that? What the fuck is wrong with you? You are a piece of garbage and I hope you die in a fire.

#18 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:25pm by Flounder

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