Today, I decided to wear a tight, long-sleeved shirt that showed off my body. As I was trying to roll up my sleeves, I realized how tight this shirt really was. It wouldn't budge past my elbow and I tugged to hard I ended up punching myself in the eye. I now have a swollen, black and blue eye. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3612) - you totally deserved it (17498)
On 11/15/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by Unknown - United States
That long sleeve shirt has totally ruined your life. Now you won't be able to go to the prom with Debbie, the hottest girl in school and we all know she'll hook up with Matt. Then you'll turn to a life of drugs and hookers. You'd be surprised how often this happens.
debbies a whore. matts gay. drugs and hookers kick ass.
OP-1
Shirt-0
#5 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:36am by Plumppotato
sounds like the desk fml where the person missed the desk and punched themselves in the eye.. srzly.. how?
If it's that tight on you, then you're most likely a bit fat. Fat people should realize they're not the hottest things around, and thin people should stop thinking they're obese. Take a good, long look in the mirror and act your size, not what you think it is.
#8 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:58am by bgpink
I have that happen sometimes because I have a bit more muscle than is expected considering my size (xs). When I have that problem, I usually just try to stretch out the opening before rolling it up, to loosen it up a bit. Other solution, of course, would be to not roll it up if you cant. I'm still trying to figure out how exactly you could punch yourself by doing that..
And this is why people need to stop deluding themselves into believing they can fit into a size 2 when they're meant to wear a size 6.
Wear what you fit into, not what you WISH you could fit into. You don't want to cut off your circulation, and we don't want to see every tiny bit of pudge on your body.
#11 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:03am by myfriend_youfail
I don't know why these people assume that tight shirts are only for obese people. I'm a very tiny person and I've done the same thing! Some companies just make their sleeves way to tight and I was pulling my sleeve up and punched myself in the jaw.
Even then, you should try on clothing before you buy it. If you're having trouble with the sleeves, buy a size larger so you can roll the sleeves up easily. Which brings us back to my point about "wear what fits you".
#14 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:55am by myfriend_youfail
I have a shirt that is quite large around me, but has tight sleeves. Was given as a gift, and I occasionally wear it so as not to offend the person who gave it to me. In about a year they'll probably forget and the shirt will find its way to a donation bin somewhere.
#17 - On 11/15/2009 at 12:02pm by boatkicker
Why do you wear long sleeve shirts if you're only going to roll up the sleeves anyway? Sure, you can roll them back down later, but then they'll look rumpled.
#16 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:59am by Nakedsquirrel
Don't worry if your body is that good we won't even see your eyes.
#22 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:35pm by CallMeHush
This isn't an FML. You're jacked, and you have a black eye to show off, you must look like a BAMF! Unless you were a chick trying to show off her body...then YDI.
#24 - On 11/15/2009 at 5:18pm by JulesWinnfield
thats what you get for being skanky and trying to show off your "hot bod".
whore
#25 - On 11/15/2009 at 6:27pm by ashleyesmuybueno
Why is everyone all assuming that the Op is fat.. Im thin and I wear long sleeves,Rolling up the sleeves and the top being tight is all a style,it just so happens this one was a little too tight thats it..
This was dumb. Who cares? It was really...unnecessary...
Now you have a black eye...so? If you just got out of jail, you were putting the shirt on to impress your girlfriends parents...after she tried so hard to convince her parents you weren't violent...THAT would be an FML. They were hardly connected.
#28 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:24pm by City_at_war
So you tried to show off and failed. I guess pride really does go before fall.
#29 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:26pm by blastvortex
To everyone questioning the angle: imagine the OP with his/her right arm down and the left hand pulling up the sleeve around the elbow. The fabric is too tight and his/her hand slips while trying to force it upward. The momentum or inertia or whatever it is (IDK shit about physics) causes the left hand to smack into the face.
To the OP: this is why stores have dressing rooms to make sure clothes actually FIT before you buy them. You didn't think they were in existence solely for more attractive people to hook up, did you?
#31 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:21pm by ScaryyMary
I can't find a more harsher way to say "You Deserve It"...Just relax for God's sakes..
#36 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:28am by WorkThatButt
