Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 12:31pm - misc - by SpeakerPhone (woman) - France (Alsace)
haha sucker :p yes and 3rd is the highest ive gotten :)
#3 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:13pm by sweetspicegirl
Speaker phones gitten me in trouble big time before. Sorry bout that though. Next time pick up the receiver dude.
Completely agreed. OP must be pretty stuck up if they can't take care of themselves and rely on others to do simple things.
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#5 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:16pm by Starchild21
Maybe she really just can't reach it. And why would you care so much about one ingrown hair? Unless it's like on your head and three centimetres long.
#23 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:25pm by spiderman0606
I would fire the secretary. She's obviously a dumbass who interupts a meeting to claim an IMPORTANT call is on the line... a beautician...? important...? Also, why did you leave it on speaker? Hoping to impress everyone with with your important phone call?. Honestly, I think you deserve it just for calling a beautician to treat an ingrown hair. Soon you'll be having people do your hair, brush your teeth and wipe your ass.
What's with all the ingrown hair FML posts? Everyone turning into werewolves?? haha.
#9 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:38pm by sincerelyautumn
how didn't you realize it was on speakerphone? that's stupid.
#10 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:44pm by picturetaker
That darn ingrown hair screwed up a your date, now it's messing with your work!
Witchcraft and I have a friendly debate going on whether it is an advantage to have that thing close to Uranus.
just wondering
honestly how did you not know it was on speaker? isn't it loud?
#12 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:51pm by XxCoolPersonxX
the point is they weren't expecting the salon to be concidered an important call
#13 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:06pm by Spitfire86
Ew, what kind of disgusting woman has hair growing from anywhere but her head and eyebrows? I know from all of the porn I watch that women are completely hairless from the eyebrows down. Also, they have giant plastic breasts.
oh please. I worked in a strip club and with porn stars. ALL WOMEN GET INGROWNS. It suck thats why we get it taken care of to look good for our men. We shave, wax, use chemical warfare and lasers.
#18 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:37pm by Spitfire86
What's the big deal? So people know you have an ingrown hair. Your co-workers should be embarrassed for giggling over something that trivial. Your peers are retarded, F Their Lives for being immature and stupid.
#20 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:09pm by clockworkrainbow
Essentially, your receptionist should be posting this after being fired for helping to expose your stupidity.
#25 - On 11/14/2009 at 4:36pm by saculmot
Its not the secretaries fault that her boss is an idiot, you had no idea who was on the phone yet you put it on loudspeaker? you are one huuuge dumbass!!
#27 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:23pm by patticake1601
why the fuck do you need to make an appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair? are you that lazy and vain that you have to pay someone else to perform the most basic hygiene tasks for you?
do you have a separate "beautician" who brushes your teeth at night?
getting rid of ingrown hairs is not pleasant and can be painful, but it's certainly something you can do by yourself. i guess unless it is really huge, but i don't see how that could even happen.
this fml is just weird to me.
Derp. Unless it's in a place you can't reach, you should've taken care of it yourself.
#31 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:46pm by blastvortex
