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Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter over reacted." FML

I agree, your life sucks (19448) - you totally deserved it (1377)

On 11/14/2009 at 7:35am - misc - by Kassiopia (woman) - United States (Florida)

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dammmm wow nice job dad

#1 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:08am by xbabby95g

He's your dad too?

#16 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:56am by tyhillman

Next time leave him to his cake.

#2 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:10am by girlygirl666

Leave the fucker sucking chocolate cake

#4 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:14am by BikerMike

Ignore him. You did the right thing.

#3 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:10am by Ellowise

Why did you interrupt the man in the middle of a cake-gasm?

#5 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:15am by perdix

*Two Thumbs Up*

#44 - On 11/16/2009 at 9:39am by andydawg8891

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Hahaha. You probably should've checked his medication. He's right; you likely did overreact.

#6 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:18am by blastvortex

Unless his medication had specific instructions for what to do if you take it before eating a chocolate cake and you pass out, how would this have helped? Its only use would be for showing the docs at the ER.

#9 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:26am by turdburgers

slap him

#7 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:21am by gpstyne

This sounds just like my father. He had a stroke right in front of me and I told Mom to call EMS. He was annoyed to be going to the hospital!

#8 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:26am by HarrietPotter

ugh...how many times do we have to tell you: "don't bother someone when they're with their chocolate!!!" XD

#10 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:28am by peroxideprincess

what a perfectly good chocolate cake, ruined!! waaahhhh D;

#11 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:28am by fringle

This sounds just like my father. He had a stroke right in front of me and I told Mom to call EMS. He was annoyed to be going to the hospital!

#12 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:33am by HarrietPotter

Since he reeled out that kind of response without hesitation, you've known about his unpleasant personality for some time. Try to develop a thick skin where he's concerned. Get to the point where his derogatory comments go in one ear and out the other. He'll never change or admit his wrong-doing or apologize. Been there, done that, and know it's best to not give people like this much sway in life.

#13 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:39am by Jewelofagal

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bad moderating "when he got the hospital" fix it ! ;o

#14 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:51am by Anteezy

My Dad has meds that make him fall asleep at the table to etc. I don't call the paramedics, I make him go to bed. Now he only takes them at night so he can just go to sleep after. If you knew his Meds did this, you did overreact.

#15 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am by 110879

It could have been diabetes medicine.
And he was eating chocolate cake.
And he didn't just fall asleep, he was unresponsive.

I would have called the paramedics.
But then again, I don't take chances when it comes to people's health.

FYL OP.

#36 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:58pm by dudeitsdanny

That sucks and whenever someone passes out like that, it's better to be cautious. And to all the negative commenters, HE WAS UNRESPONSIVE. Basic medical training dictates that when someone is unresponsive, medical attention is urgent.

#17 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:25pm by lway2009

Very true! Especially if you don't know how to assess the situation. It's better to be safe than sorry. Also, some people don't know how to show appreciation. So don't take it personally.

#31 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:17pm by omghehehe

Thank you!

#33 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:54pm by lway2009

You're welcome ;)

#37 - On 11/14/2009 at 8:13pm by omghehehe

YDI for overeacting he was probably unresponsive because he was in the bliss of his chocolate only natural that he was unresponsive

#18 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:29pm by woofis

I lol'd so hard

#22 - On 11/14/2009 at 1:11pm by Flounder

To 13: The dad isn't necessarily a douche at other times. I've had bad reactions to medications, and I've said and done things that are completely out of character when under their influence.

To OP: If this was Ambien, you got off lucky. Side effects can include eating, driving, or having crazy compulsive sex while asleep!

#19 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:47pm by TheIrishJaneDoe

is he stupid? wat if something happened to him? them wat, u'll be blamed for too? at least u did something without taking chances, ur dads an ass

#20 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:58pm by jessxoxo28

Your father is an ungrateful idiot. Request an apology from him immediately.

#21 - On 11/14/2009 at 1:00pm by Sir_Sebastien

My mom did the same thing with me once when I called 911 and ended up in the hospital. She insisted the only reason she was there was because I had "forced her to come." Turns out she had a whole bunch of fluid around her heart and if I hadn't called the ambulance she would have died. Go me.

You did the right thing. Parents are just jerks sometimes, especially when they get older and don't like the idea that anyone else is making decisions for them (especially their kids, for whom THEY used to make all the decisions).

#23 - On 11/14/2009 at 1:13pm by freddie

you need to remind daddy dearest that you are choosing the home he's going to. use google to find the bad ones that are always making the news!

#24 - On 11/14/2009 at 1:16pm by majestydivine

next time you let the fucker die

#25 - On 11/14/2009 at 1:36pm by a23b23x

See, 25 knows what's up. The guy's not appreciative that someone might be worried about him, don't worry about him. It's clearly what he wants, so he can't get mad.

#41 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:39pm by Nemephosis

Sometimes my parents find me asleep sitting up because my medications are so strong. You did the right thing though by calling the paramedics

#26 - On 11/14/2009 at 1:58pm by XanimalloverX

When he allowed to leave make his ass walk home for that comment while you drive! You did right!

#27 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:03pm by SilverStrs5

Don't you have to pay for hospital visits in the US? Because if you do he might not be happy that he has to pay when he wasn't sick

#28 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:27pm by catatonicsleep

Aww that sucks but you were just being cautious. I'm glad your dads okay.

#29 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:45pm by Erindub

Yeah we pay for hosputal visits in the US. It sucks pretty bad. I once had to visit the E.R. and in the 5 hours I qas there I racked up $20,000 in bills!

#30 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm by Erindub

Sounds like your dad WANTS to die.

#32 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:40pm by Luckster

maybe you shouldn't have overreacted?

#34 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:33pm by muffinsareyummy

*two thumbs up*

#45 - On 11/16/2009 at 9:41am by andydawg8891

I agree... next time left him suffocate in his cake.... and take pics to post on FB :)

#35 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:49pm by LevyLove

aww, that's a waste of cake! oh, and that sucks for you too.

#38 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:49pm by xSceneSceneBabyx

Not a waste of cake, actually. If I did this, I'd just eat the cake when I got home. Yum, facecake!

#39 - On 11/15/2009 at 1:41pm by TheIrishJaneDoe

Hey OP, there's a good chance we're sisters. Count to 10 and remember he's not ALWAYS a prick. Just, you know, a lot of the time.

#40 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:36pm by mattys_mama

And?? Obviously he was joking, and even if he genuinely was annoyed, nothigns going to come of it, this isn't even close to FML material, it would be FML if he said that then died, therefore those were his last words, or if then you passed out and he was released, or somethign, this one is pointless, you should be happy everythings fine, rather than complaining because he made a most likely joking comment.

#42 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:25pm by kikaineko

He insulted you because you were concerned about him?
Fuck him.
Tell him next time he stops responding you'll wait until he's putrefying before calling someone.
And who's the real idiot anyway? He's the moron who can't take his medicine properly.

#43 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:29pm by FoundManyLemons

My father tried really hard to have a relationship with his own dad for a long time before he finally just had to accept that the guy was a prick. I asked about my grandfather once. Dad just looked at me and said "ya know, you only get one set of parents. Sometime is just doesn't work out."

Not saying your dad is that bad, but yeah, sometimes it just doesn't work out.

#46 - On 11/16/2009 at 11:59pm by colorschemer

you feed the man cake and take him to the hospital when hes sick
and he gose ahead and call you stupid what do people have to do now a days to gets
a little apreciation ?.

#47 - On 11/25/2009 at 12:02pm by Tasha321

Dance to La Macarena afterwards =P

#48 - On 12/18/2009 at 12:41pm by MysteryJoker

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