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Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML

I agree, your life sucks (4875) - you totally deserved it (17782)

On 11/14/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Ouch :|

#1 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:16am by xxchilloutxx

Idiot. More like.

#13 - On 11/14/2009 at 8:41am by White667

nah this is nothing to what my friend did. Hes the lead singer for a local band around were i live with a decently sized fan base. During one of their shows at a local bar he turned to do a head bang and at the same time the guitarist decided to jump...Human head meet the head of a guitar. He had a gash in his forehead...only diff from this story is that when my friend kept singing he was a bad ass

#59 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:19pm by Exlate

lol. My friend had something similar. He was the guitarist in a fairly popular heavy metal band around Canterbury. The singer pushed the bassist, the bassist fell into my friend, and his fingers played their way up his strings. Sliced his finger wide open. And you want badass? Yea...he kept playing. I'll take his word that playing through Raining Blood with a gashed finger hurts like hell.

And OP: YDI. Practice, and don't get up yourself.

#63 - On 11/16/2009 at 1:13pm by The_Disturbed

I'd clap.

#2 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:21am by That1guybob

I'd laugh

#38 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:50pm by brutallyhonest24

I'd cry. Just kidding.

#54 - On 11/15/2009 at 1:11am by IamSpartacus

lol wow

#3 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:24am by katherinebby17

Now you're not the lead singer, it's Bleed singer! :)

#4 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:34am by CheeseHater

ahahahaha.. that made me laugh inside

#6 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:06am by KatieGoesRawrr

YDI. you are NOT cool

#5 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:00am by YDI_King

as everyone is going to say YDI for trying to look cool.

#7 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:08am by ami1043

#7 wins.

#16 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:20am by onyxindigo

Hey #7, his in a band. Are you?

@ the OP
That's what you get for trying something in the moment and failing.

#53 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:26pm by crazytoaster

'Cuz being in a band makes you automatically cooler than people not in a band, right?

#62 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:29am by Vrathal

as above

#8 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:10am by DixonD

Ditto.

#45 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:01pm by dudeitsdanny

You should have played it off all punk rock.. unless of course this is a boy band. Sigh. Oh well great. Now I'm picturing a mashup of some B5 song (bah-bah-baum) and the Peaches 'Boys Wanna Be Her' video. Thanks a lot. Anyway, as a performer you're gonna have to learn to roll with shit like that. Improvise.

#9 - On 11/14/2009 at 8:06am by mercyFML

Ydi for showboating

#10 - On 11/14/2009 at 8:29am by mrlucky4444

Blood is awesome. But everyone was a major fuckass for not clapping. I mean, you toughed it out for the rest of the show!

#11 - On 11/14/2009 at 8:31am by SusanaSaysRawrxD

Maybe they just really sucked.

#19 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:26am by 8trickster8

oops. ydi.

#12 - On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am by Thecommish

why cAn't you just sing! it's not all about the show!! ydi for trying to show off!

#14 - On 11/14/2009 at 8:58am by ruben7467

Are you stupid? He's playing a concert for his school. Of course it's all about the show.

#33 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:09pm by wienerwagon

maybe he wasn't singing metal, maybe it was some nsync boy band bubblegum crap.

#21 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:53am by dreadkid08

Don't act cool. Either be cool or don't be cool. Don't try to be something you're not. Now if you're gonna pull a stunt, then practice it first. >_>

#17 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:24am by blastvortex

Probably because you can't sing for shit.

#18 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:25am by saculmot

Either they were disgusted with your hemorrhaging face, or they were vampires and the sight of your blood made them stick one or both of their hands down their pants.

#20 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:38am by perdix

Ew.. A high school band. You definitely deserved it then.

#22 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:10am by xApril

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5qGVI1-sMs

Don't knock High School bands, they've all got to start somewhere.

#26 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:54am by SaintJimmy

Agreed.
Everyone's in high school at some point.
A lot of bands are formed then. A lot are formed in college/college-years.

#46 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:03pm by dudeitsdanny

Owch much?
FYL that sucks
P.S I would've clapped
Poor you :(

#23 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:19am by webkinzfreak96

"I tried to look cool"

enough said

#24 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:03am by tiril1124

"...I tried to look cool..."

YDI

#25 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:35am by fudrick

Aw I would have clapped! But you know, kids in high school are assholes. At least they were when I was there.

#27 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:04pm by greenfairy

YDI

#28 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:18pm by C0urante

you should have spat blood on them

#29 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:52pm by romcnulty

"I tried to look cool...."
Automatic.
YDI.

Faaail xD

#30 - On 11/14/2009 at 1:02pm by failuristic

Why the hell would you keep singing when blood is running down your face? It's kinda creepy. Just make a joke and get someone to bring you a towel.

#31 - On 11/14/2009 at 1:10pm by eleni

YDI. Definately. "Trying to look cool"? Ha!

#32 - On 11/14/2009 at 1:17pm by Hell_Kaht

I would have clapped! But you did deserve that one.

#34 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:15pm by SilverStrs5

Tip for next time: If you have to try to look cool, you're predestined to fail at it.

#35 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:17pm by capthavoc123

you would be the poor awkward guy trying to start his a clap just an empty, echo, heart sinking clap.

#36 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:37pm by liveBabylon

YDI for using those round-base mic stands instead of the tripod ones, shoulda practiced that move tho, everything i do on stage i only do cos im 100% sure i can do it

#37 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:40pm by wyld3fyr3

That's what you get for trying to do too much.

#39 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:52pm by wairdt

You should practise such moves first... and don't become over enthousiastic in the moment :P

#40 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:14pm by Morphs

ROCK AND ROLL!!!

#41 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:17pm by bangtank

Dude, consider that nobody clapped because you were bleeding. You should be grateful that they aren't happy to see you hurt, not bummed because people didn't clap for your band. For chrissakes, you're a high school band, you ought to be more concerned with safety than music. FYL for having your priorities messed up.

#42 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:37pm by brozzef

Even worse, he put the show before the music.

#47 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:06pm by dudeitsdanny

They should have clapped, because that's great. Would've been better if you passed out from blood-loss, even!

#43 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:17pm by DameGreyWulf

usually if i start bleeding, i stop what i'm doing and go get a band-aid...

#44 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:43pm by muffinsareyummy

have you ever been in the middle of cutting someone open?

#49 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:03pm by iwaspeedon

Don't worry about the people clicking ydi or that stuff. Crap happens, it doesn't makes you lame or anything, just keep trying.
It was awesome that you still went on singing even when you were bleeding as lot and all. I'd have applauded just for that. :)

#48 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:34pm by Moemoemoe

That doesn't happen naturally like that, idiot. You have to practice it. And if people didn't clap that probably means you sounded awful.

#50 - On 11/14/2009 at 7:56pm by fegd

lol dick move there

#51 - On 11/14/2009 at 8:02pm by fishyfingaz

You know, the tech running the show hates you. You could have hurt the mic.

#52 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:18pm by NHS_ASM

ahahaha canadians hahaha epic fail

#55 - On 11/15/2009 at 2:49pm by thefmlmo

how ironic would it be if you were singing "headstrong"?

#56 - On 11/15/2009 at 4:33pm by joemk2012

'i tried to look cool' YDI

#57 - On 11/15/2009 at 8:34pm by couny343

ydi for being a wanna be rocker. go do something worth while with your life

#58 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:06pm by Jeef27

The fact that he's in a band doesn't mean he's dropping out of school or ending up as a drunk guy who's hungover every morning. Playing with a band is a hobby, which sometimes might become someone's source of income. You're contradicting yourself: anyone saying 'GET A LIFE' behind the protection of his or her computer automatically owns him/herself and becomes a hypocrite piece of watery booger-covered shit.

#60 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:18am by DisposableHeroes

YDI for being a douche.

#61 - On 11/16/2009 at 6:39am by MisterZzyzx

They would have if you were a metal band. If you were then your school isn't worthy.

#64 - On 11/29/2009 at 1:22am by PepPlacid127

Why is everyone on this website "YDI coz you're a fag"? Oh well, FYl coz no one clapped even though you carried on lol.

#65 - On 11/30/2009 at 6:17am by SnaveNareik

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