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Today, I thought it would be funny to draw a d*ck on my friend's binder while he was out of the class. While perfecting the drawing I realized the class had gone quiet. Looking up I realised my teacher had been watching me. I had to stand up infront of the class and talk about the drawing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4627) - you deserved it (34771)

On 11/12/2009 at 8:32pm - misc - by MaiB (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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YDI for drawing a duck in your friend's binder

#6 - On 11/13/2009 at 3:21am by morningwoody

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"This is a picture of an erect penis I drew for my friend. Notice the attention to detail I gave to the shaft. I feel the shaft is underappreciated in most penis drawings you see today."

#13 - On 11/13/2009 at 3:49am by Peroxide

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