Today, I got wasted at a party and went out to my car to get something. I went back to the house and realized I got locked out. After knocking on the door, ringing the doorbell, and shouting "LET ME INNNN" my friend called and asked where I was. That's when I realized I was at the wrong house. FML
I agree, your life sucks (2794) - you totally deserved it (18211)
On 11/10/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by Abby (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Ahaha... look at the address next time. Do all the houses there look the same? Man, I hate that.
#2 - On 11/11/2009 at 3:05am by auburnvans
Seriously....I wanna know why it's SO fucking hard to have a little self control at parties. You don't NEED to drink until you're about to puke up your liver. It's not a requirement to get wasted until you black out and do something to ruin your life. I have no problem with people having drinks at parties. But seriously, draw the line somewhere BEFORE you can't even figure out where you're going anymore.
its actually a pathetic goal for many guys to get as drunk as possible and use that as a measurement of how good the night was. its probably some sort of lame way to compensate for the fact that theyre boring as fuck, so it sounds better than saying "man last night was awesome, i sat around talking about football with a bunch guys".
#9 - On 11/11/2009 at 5:36am by organisedchaos
I HATE girls who need to get drunk at parties to get noticed. Whatever happened to good sober fun? The sad part is that this idiot probably isn't even 21 yet.
#35 - On 11/11/2009 at 4:31pm by courtinkerbell
LOL I've been drinking since I was 16, whats the problem? I'm not saying I get DRUNK all the time, but America is seriously way too PC.
#40 - On 11/12/2009 at 12:03am by hornetchik
@40...what does drinking have to do with political correctness? youre not special, everyone here has been drinking since their mid teens.
#42 - On 11/12/2009 at 12:25am by organisedchaos
#35 saying "The sad part is that this idiot probably isn't even 21 yet." Who gives a fuck, just because its the law in America. And if everyone here has been drinking since their mid-teens, why are people being so anal about underage drinking?
#43 - On 11/12/2009 at 2:19am by hornetchik
ohhh lol. yeh thats kinda lame, i didnt read that post. i think people are being anal about 'getting wasted' and annoying randoms, not so much the underage drinking thing. because wasted people arent fun, theyre retarded and fucking annoying. tipsy and drunk people on the other hand can be quite entertaining.
the only way wasted people are of any use is when theyre doing shit to hurt themselves and people laugh at them, otherwise theyre just a burden and a pain in the ass.
#44 - On 11/12/2009 at 4:57am by organisedchaos
That's what you get for not being responsible with alcohol intake. This is more f the lives of the people who live in that house that you possibly woke up because you were so drunk that you didn't notice that it's the wrong house dumbass
#5 - On 11/11/2009 at 3:10am by Kronic_Kitten
It's funny when one can confidently click YDI after reading not more than 7 words of OP's post.
#7 - On 11/11/2009 at 3:51am by Edumacated
Yep... I read "totally wasted" and I clicked YDI. Going to the wrong house was a secondary issue. Anyone who gets totally wasted and then does something stupid absolutely deserves it.
#36 - On 11/11/2009 at 5:13pm by margie4peace
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, THE PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE PISS ME OFF MORE THAN I CAN FUCKING EXPLAIN.
Seriously, you all sit there like; "YDI, YDI, your so stupid for taking alchohal!", but come on, everyone gets wasted once and again, it's not like they took crack or something. Give it a rest, I bet you've all got smashed one time, so leave the OP alone, it's not that bad that they got drunk.
#8 - On 11/11/2009 at 4:14am by HarrisonVR
youre an idiot. maybe you two should get wasted together. ill bring the matches.
#11 - On 11/11/2009 at 5:43am by organisedchaos
It's not the fact that she has consumed Alcohol. It's the fact that people consumed so much of it and do some pretty stupid things while drunk..
#15 - On 11/11/2009 at 7:58am by Darthbane2007
#8 yep... ive gotten wasted so true.
but i also agree with other people as well...
id rather have a few drinks be cool and hang out not get shit faced every week like i did my first month of college :\
you only live once
party hardy or..
Feel em,fuck em, forget em?
heh i love the self-righteousness on this site. you people have never had a night when you drank too much, or when the alcohol hit you a little later, or when you just needed to destress and let go a little bit?
stop being so uptight. young people drink, young people do stupid things. it doesn't mean they're bad people. part of the reason people learn to control themselves is because of situations like the OP's, when they were out of control and embarrassed themselves. Live and learn.
#13 - On 11/11/2009 at 7:17am by go_rangers
mmhmm :) not a single person i know (that's relatively old enough) HASN'T gotten wasted off their ass at least ONCE in their life (also a few people who could compensate for everyone else) the hypocrisy of the internet is unbelievable! there's a newer post about the girl who's part of her college abstinence program yet is 8 weeks preggo. but honestly people, get the FUCK over yourselves and realize that we all fuck up once in a while (some more than others) but nobody always acts their smartest. basically i kinda see it as this, you hear someone say shit and you yell at em, "WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE YOU FUCKING CU*T!!!!"
all my ranting on the subject, NEXT POST!
#14 - On 11/11/2009 at 7:51am by brkn_hearted
Amen to that. everyone tries to act like they are perfect and drinking is so bad. look some people drink and can handle it. i bet a lot of the people on this site smoke, i hate smoking but it's a personal choice and you don't hear me talking down on them
#29 - On 11/11/2009 at 1:45pm by xclegend613
So if you get high or drunk and get in a car and accidentally kill someone, it's not your fault just because everyone else has gotten shitfaced at least once or because it was their first time? Sorry. Life, or the law for that matter, doesn't work that way. "Because I wasn't thinking" does not absolve you from any personal responsibility.
If you want to get drunk, that's fine. But take responsibility for the dumb shit you do while you're wasted instead of pulling the "fuck my life" pity party, because nobody forced you to drink that much. If you can't do that, maybe you should learn how to control yourself or don't drink at all. Even younger people know what happens when you drink too much. There's enough propaganda about it, so you'd have to live under a rock to not know.
Did i saw i fucking drove drunk and killed someone? No you fucking retard!!! I said I'm sure a lot of people do that but we don't need to look down on people that drink or smoke. look everyone isn't perfect so STFU you dumb fuck
#32 - On 11/11/2009 at 2:22pm by xclegend613
Nobody said that they're "bad people". Just that they deserved it when they did stupid things while wasted. You have to take responsibility for your actions, no matter if drunk or sober. That's the problem with young people these days.....
Now excuse me, I have to go to the retirement center as I left my false teeth there this morning while playing Bingo. ;-)
#37 - On 11/11/2009 at 5:17pm by margie4peace
LOL!!! This isn't an FML its more of a funny, good story to tell your friends.
However i do feel sorry for the people that lived in the house you were trying to get into. F Their Lives. Seeing a stranger violently trying to get into their house, musta scared the shit out of them.
lol thats too crazy i would never feel like tha i dont dring nor smoke so i would kno wat it feels like to do any of that but this one is funny reminds me when my brother did the same thing
I read "today, I got wasted at a party" and figured it was a YDI.
#23 - On 11/11/2009 at 10:45am by FelixWeasel
FML - last night this drunk chick was pounding on my door begging me to let her in, and just as I got to the front door she started talking on her cell phone and stumbled off across the yard.
#26 - On 11/11/2009 at 12:08pm by bugmenotmofo
and that, boys and girls, only one reason out of many why it's not too good to get drunk.
#38 - On 11/11/2009 at 7:36pm by xSceneSceneBabyx
Drinking isn't a big deal, its part of growing up. LEARNING.
#41 - On 11/12/2009 at 12:08am by hornetchik
LMAO pure fail.
I would have peed my pants if that happened to my friend ROFL
#45 - On 11/12/2009 at 6:55pm by youfaililaugh
