Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14745) - you totally deserved it (9324)
On 11/10/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by mhmohyeah (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Aww but crunching leaves is fun! Its great to just let go and be a kid again :)
#33 - On 11/10/2009 at 10:07pm by Sun_Kissed18
There is nothing wrong with doing that. I do it at my age. If everyone demonstrated a little harmless and innocent child like behavior the world would be less depressing.
I still tend to kick at sticks or stones I come across, and try to keep them in line so I don't have to stray from my path and swerve around like a retard just to kick it again =P (I don't go out of my way.)
When you get a significant other that likes to take walks, taking turns kicking stuff as you go can be a fun little game.
#37 - On 11/10/2009 at 10:54pm by Nakedsquirrel
sunkissed your hot!
and you ride dirtbikes! even hotter.
o yea..
op so you stepped on a dead bird boo whoo youll live.
YDI because the bird was alive when you stepped on it.
#49 - On 11/11/2009 at 12:30am by crazytoaster
It was a defenseless, little bird in need of help . . . until you crushed it to death.
Birds are the descendants of dinosaurs. Sweet dreams.
Where the pterodactyl calls in the stegosaurus and tyrannosaurus rex to avenge the murder of the little bird.
It's going to be a long night for the OP. I hope she didn't eat chicken for dinner.
not so bad. I stepped in baby bird guts barefoot once...
#13 - On 11/10/2009 at 9:01pm by pcakewafflebacon
You're alive, the bird's dead...seems like the bird is pretty fucked to me.
Were you barefoot? If not, who cares?
So? Your life is fucked because you have smeared bird on your shoe?
#22 - On 11/10/2009 at 9:07pm by iSmellNice
Once when I was little, I was swinging on a swingset. I jumped off the swing, fell forward, and my face landed right on a rotting dead bird. Yeah. Scarred for life.
#23 - On 11/10/2009 at 9:10pm by greenfairy
I love stepping on leaves. :)
But.. I'm hoping it was dead before you stepped on it for sure.
#32 - On 11/10/2009 at 10:02pm by ScaryPants3
Go cry while hugging a tree! What the fuck is it with emos?!
And it's not like you stepped on a living bird and killed it.
Fucking hell, get a life bitch!
#36 - On 11/10/2009 at 10:43pm by Mortanious
Aww, why are you being so mean? C'mon, the nice lady is obviously upset, you shouldn't be calling her names. :(
#53 - On 11/11/2009 at 2:06am by themuffinking
women are stupid.
but seriously, dont sweat it, every chicken, burger, meat salad, hotdog, or pepperoni pizza you eat contribute to the slaughtered animals list,
if ur not vegetarian then u prolly indirectly killed about 30 chickens/year from being omnivore
#38 - On 11/10/2009 at 10:58pm by GreenDaemon21
fml??? atleast it was dead..
yes im sure this has fucked your life and will screw up you tiny brain for years to come..
grow up
#39 - On 11/10/2009 at 11:01pm by catriona_cd
Girl, you're not alone. I almost did that a couple weeks ago.
Yeah, I always wondered if I looked like a retard for walking in zigzags crunching leaves. &I also kick stones and stuff like that.
#40 - On 11/10/2009 at 11:24pm by xDEEEEEEEEEEE
I know, seriously...it's not like you killed it. In fact, I bet it was pretty far gone if it at all resembled a leaf...
#54 - On 11/11/2009 at 2:09am by pikantna777
How is this possibly a FML? You stepped on a dead bird. Big whoop. Unless you were barefoot this isn't a big deal.
#56 - On 11/11/2009 at 2:30am by Argerkrieger
was it squishy???
did blood splatter all over the place???
#57 - On 11/11/2009 at 2:42am by melissa_10
My word, stop BITCHING about whether or not it's a "REAL" FML and appreciate it for what it is - a FUN STORY. If it was a real FML, you'd all be bitching and moaning about how it's the OP's fault anyways, so smile for once and save yourself the trouble of getting yourself all worked up over a STORY. Sheesh.
#59 - On 11/11/2009 at 3:34am by SentrySarcasm
If you were actually "watching" where you walked, that shouldn't have happened. =/
#61 - On 11/11/2009 at 4:19am by blastvortex
This is an FML why? The poor little birdies bones didn't crunch enough for you?
#62 - On 11/11/2009 at 5:15am by CallMeHush
It never ceases to amaze me how many fucking IDIOTS there are on this site. OP does makes a conscious decision to do something lame and over 6 THOUSAND people think OP's life is ducked because of it? Fucking IDIOTS!!
I guess you could say...
That Bird...
*puts shades on* Just flew the coop.
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA
how do you get a bird confused with a leaf??? your a retard.
#67 - On 11/11/2009 at 11:42am by erikjg82489
i hope we all appreciate the irony of people who say "your a retard" instead of "you're a retard"
And it depends on what kind of bird, how big it was, and how many leaves surrounded it. A small brown bird, nestled among a group of dead leaves and unmoving; sounds like pretty good camouflage to me.
My mom looked over my shoulder when I was reading this FML. She remembered when she stepped, barefoot, on a dead baby mole that our cat left for us... And then described how the guts spewed through her toes... Lovely...
#73 - On 11/11/2009 at 10:01pm by Amortifiedperson
This is what happens when twelve-year-old geeks try to recreate unimaginative MLIA posts.
ROFLMAO FAIL
#76 - On 11/12/2009 at 5:08pm by ScaryyMary
How is that an FML??? thats like a "oops im a dumbass, time to get on with life cause no one cares"
#77 - On 11/17/2009 at 10:57pm by Alec314195
