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Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28221) - you deserved it (2019)

On 11/10/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by PiaNO (woman) - United Kingdom

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