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Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML


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On 11/10/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by PiaNO (woman) - United Kingdom

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Ten years old is plenty old enough to know that such an action would hurt someone's fingers. At this age, it's just scary and psychopathic behavior. If I were in your shoes, I would release this "client" from further lessons.

#3 - On 11/10/2009 at 8:38pm by Jewelofagal

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What a brat! I used to teach lessons. Tell her parent to either discipline their fucking kid or forget coming back. Their choice. If they've let their kid get to age 10 with this kind of behavior, they should be ashamed. God I hate parents these days.

#5 - On 11/10/2009 at 8:42pm by nonynony

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