Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8177) - you totally deserved it (19412)
On 11/09/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by Kirta (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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whats the diffrence between a black guy and a piece of shit?
#20 - On 11/09/2009 at 4:43pm by Unregistered
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nothing.
Oh wait thats offensive to the piece of shit nvm
#22 - On 11/09/2009 at 4:53pm by Unregistered
YDI for trying so hard to hang on to your childhood and refusing to get on with the rest of your life.
#42 - On 11/10/2009 at 2:56am by crazytoaster
Unregistered, I can see your future. You are going to be the stupid racist prick who gets shot at, then claims it wasn't your fault that "those people" can't take a joke. Then you will go to prison with the KKK and be anal raped by some big guy named Butch. Have fun being someone's bitch.
What's the difference between a black hole and Unregistered's ass? The black hole is slightly smaller.
The piece of shit are a lot more smaller, and it is remains of anything you eat. A black guy is a person with all the human rights that anyone else got.
#45 - On 11/10/2009 at 7:54am by UnluckyAsUsual
dude, fuck your life. that happened to me when i was like 8. it sucked. though i didn't really roll around in it. i just got it on my pant leg.
#3 - On 11/09/2009 at 2:22pm by fuckingshitt343
that happened to me last year.... except we put the pile on the trampoline before jumping in it... :x fuck dogs.
Lawl. You made that doggie's day. Betcha he's putting that item in the 'Daily Barker' or whatever the canine newsletter on your block is called. Oh yeah, poop roller :]
Next time you ought to save yourself the effort of raking up the leaves and just roll around in the dogshit directly.
If you think you smelled "funny" this time, wait until you realize how hilarious you'll smell if you jumped straight on a steaming pile of Fido's doo-doo!
YDI for thinking that rolling into leaves like a freaking 5 year old would be fun.
#23 - On 11/09/2009 at 4:57pm by WorkThatButt
I'm so tired of these fml's that go like this "I'm a freaking moron. I did something stupid. FML"
OP, that brain thingy you have inside your head. You should try using it once in a while.
#24 - On 11/09/2009 at 5:04pm by lostfaithinpppl
LMAO!!! wow, u still roll around in leaves?
and #24- its fml, things like this is suppose to happen. or theres no point to this site
#36 - On 11/09/2009 at 10:00pm by jessxoxo28
#24, oh, YOUR brain thing is capable of psychically foreseeing the dog shit in the giant pile of leaves? That's awesome, man. I wish we all had your kind of powers, the sort that let you see straight through tree matter to pinpoint the location of poop. :)
#44 - On 11/10/2009 at 5:47am by marshmallowmouse
soo how old are you? because if your age is a two digit number then you should be more embarrassed by the fact that this was a good idea to you...
haha
"I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?" (Step Brothers).
#29 - On 11/09/2009 at 6:05pm by BlowYaMind
(in Horatio Caine voice) "Well it seems the poo...(quickly puts on shades)... is on YOU".
...YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHH......
Until now, I wasn't aware that people under the age of nine submitted FMLs.
#41 - On 11/10/2009 at 12:48am by blastvortex
I had a similar situation when I was around 9 or 10. I jumped in a pile of raked leaves and was promptly covered by biting ants. At least the shit washes off.
#48 - On 11/10/2009 at 12:52pm by sanguicolous
i did that exact same thing but it was with a big snow ball, i ended up haveing to throw away my nice jacket!
