Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)
You know, they invented something a while back, what was it called again?.....Oh yeah, that's right, toothpaste. You should really look into it.
#71 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:51pm by your_mother
It means they don't use tooth whiteners or toothpaste containing it, which really aren't that great for your teeth anyway. It means they don't have any of the fluorescent additives that are i whiteners that will glow under blacklight. It doesn't mean their teeth are yellow or unclean. The cleanest and whitest teeth in the world aren't going to glow under blacklight if there no fluorescent additive from whiteners on them. If anything, it means they have healthier teeth than their friends because they're not stripping the enamel off their teeth.
#79 - On 11/09/2009 at 6:10am by Twinklestar
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wait, so the FML is cause th guy didin't have jizz stains in his mouth?
Why? So his teeth can glow unnaturally on the rare occasion he goes Cosmic Bowling as well?
#12 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:11am by Twinklestar
Unnaturally? Its a black light; therefore, white things glow. If his teeth didn't glow, then they weren't white. Do you find the look of yellow teeth attractive? Nothing agaisnt you if you do, but the norm is white, just sayin.
#14 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:17am by Sun_Kissed18
No. Teeth don't glow under black light, regardless of how clean they are. It's the additives in tooth whitener that glows. Not the teeth, so yes, it's unnatural.
#15 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:17am by Twinklestar
That's true, I have a backlight and got curious and did it to myself after reading this and nothing happened. My teeth aren't yellow, just average.
#23 - On 11/08/2009 at 12:00pm by StaticDown
their teeth were glowing BECAUSE they used teeth whitening agents....
Not because they were naturally white.
#48 - On 11/08/2009 at 2:44pm by iwannafuckyaman
Um, I don't use whitening agents and my teeth glow in a blacklight. Maybe the "whitening agent" known as toothpaste is the culprit..still..I think I'll have my unnaturally white toothpaste smile than non glowing yellow teeth
#57 - On 11/08/2009 at 4:38pm by pancakes_n_syrup
I just looked this up so I can end this discussion. Enamel doesn't glow naturally, but whitening agents glow blue under a black light.
OP has bonded teeth, hopefully.... Else YDI for not scraping the shit off your teeth at least occasionally.
Just because her/his teeth aren't pearly white doesn't mean she isn't taking care of them. I had bad seizures when I was little and the medication permanatly messed up my teeth color, even though I brush and floss every day!
Only fake teeth glow in a black light. You were the only one there with real teeth.
#9 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:07am by durgbert
psh...my teeth glow in black light, and i don't use any fake teeth or whitening-strips. i just brush my teeth well.
anyway, your teeth not being white might just be genetic.
#26 - On 11/08/2009 at 12:16pm by the_stereotype
Take this as a sign that you need to brush your teeth. There's a grand ol' invention called a TOOTHBRUSH. I'm sure they have them in Germany----go, go , go!
#13 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:15am by MermaidSongXOXO
Not sure whether to click FYL or YDI.
Could be due to a loss of tooth enamel. If not, YDI.
#17 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:30am by youEQUALtosser
Is anyone else thinking of that Friends episode? Where Ross freaks out that one girl with his teeth? Congratulations, you're not like him!
#19 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:34am by pikantna777
this is not a bad thing. If you teeth are not glowing then yes they are not white but they are not covered in bacteria not a fml here
#20 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:41am by bullshitdetector
I am gonna go with #23 since they tried it. really only pure white things glow good under blacklight and no ones teeth are that perfect unless they are fake.
and screw cheap ass whitening strips, splurge $100 for whitening stuff and trays from your dentist. they work fantastic and you get a lot of the bleach, which lasts quite awhile in the fridge.
#25 - On 11/08/2009 at 12:12pm by KarasuFyre
If you're teeth were really bad they possibly would have glowed green. The enamel on mine is very thin so no matter how well I clean them they still look dull and a little yellowish and mine glowed slightly green on a ghost train ride. Might have been a slightly different type of light though.
sooo were you looking for sympathy from other dirtbags? ydi.
#31 - On 11/08/2009 at 12:43pm by Vicklovespuppies
thats sad, they must of used the whiting strips, because only fake teeth r that white
#39 - On 11/08/2009 at 1:31pm by unluckystar123
I was going to say YDI but then again if your teeth are average I don't think they glow either. Don't use white strips, the only way they make your teeth whiter is by taking the enamel away. I learned the hard way.
#40 - On 11/08/2009 at 1:32pm by allisha
The op probably doesn't use whitening toothpaste - teeth themselves don't really glow under blacklight people.
White stuff doesn't glow, shirts gliw because tide and other bleach substitutes contain phosphorous which glows under black light. So F their lives for having phosphorous on tgeir theeth.
your teeth will not glow naturally. your friends probably took tetracycline when they were kids, which leaves yellowish stains on teeth that will cause them to glow under UV light
Oh shit! That's fucked up! Come one man, wash your mouth!
#58 - On 11/08/2009 at 4:39pm by teddypicker
o noez I haven't heard of toothpaste and a toothbrush before where can I get them from??? lmao seriously brush your teeth more than once a mth that way you won't have yuck mouth duh
glowing teeth means that there's bacteria growing that respond to the light. if your teeth aren't glowing it means there's nothing growing on them. congrats!
#61 - On 11/08/2009 at 7:05pm by troublesleeping
Um, hello? You people are sometimes reallly dumb. Some people's teeth come in discolored, and even though they brush there teeth twice a day, they can have stains on their teeth.
#62 - On 11/08/2009 at 7:29pm by gottalovepixar
Some of you dopes make me sick. Teeth turn yellow naturally...this standard of white white white white white teeth is an invention of Hollywood and advertising. In reality, everyone's teeth yellow to some degree or another as you age; it varies from person to person. And you could simply be cursed with bad teeth; yes, it's genetic, and there's nothing you can do about it. AND...as someone else pointed out...medications can do it as well. Some antibiotics, such as tetracycline, if taken in childhood, make your adult teeth come in yellow or even brown, and nothing can whiten them. (And yes, I know these things, I work in dentistry.)
It's stupid to demand that everyone have perfect teeth...and the people I know with amazing perfect teeth either have dentures or bonds and veneers and other extensive work. So if the OP is that worried about their teeth, they should go talk to their dentist...but otherwise, just be content with the knowledge that your teeth are no worse than may other people's, and just be confident and proud to be yourself.
noooo you guys dont get it. she isnt ashamed of everyone having cleaner teeth, its because everyone has given a blowjob but her. no one on fml would really be complaining about yellow teeth, right? theyd be complaining about something related to sex.
#65 - On 11/08/2009 at 10:00pm by xoxkarinexox
BRUSH YO nasty ass teeth not once...or twice....or three times.....but 73.:::nasty ass YDI
#69 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:20pm by i2smart2trick
hey guys it's not fair to say YDI. Some people have yellowed teeth for reasons OTHER than not cleaning their teeth. I have one tooth that has a yellow stain on it and not even the dentists could figure out why, even though it was perfectly clean.
Having perfectly white teeth is generally not natural.
Has any one else noticed that after the first three posts the conversation just kinda repeated itself? Are we stuck on loop? Brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have jizz stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have jizz stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have jizz stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have jizz stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have jizz stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have jizz stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have jizz stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have jizz stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit* brush yo teeth, you are nasty, you don't have jizz stains, its not their fault *scientific bullshit*
Seriously stfu unles you have something original to say, oh and if you havnt read everything posted before you just don't bother
lolol YDI for going to a bowling alley with a black light
#74 - On 11/09/2009 at 1:52am by yourmumspanties
It's because they were actually all pod people. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but your friends are all dead, and you may want to leave town before they get you, too.
#82 - On 11/09/2009 at 2:25pm by phatdaddy
nowhere near as bad as the pregnant woman who drove 600 miles only to meet her boyfriend's wife and kids...
#85 - On 11/10/2009 at 12:00am by dragonflygal
You go girl! Don't take no shit! If he tries it again, breathe on him with yo stank ass breath!!!
#91 - On 11/19/2009 at 4:05pm by phatdaddy
it cud mean that he had false teeth. my mom has false teeth and i doubt they wud glow under a blacklight
