Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by birdbath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Eww, lol.
Those kinds of things don't happen too often XD
#1 - On 11/08/2009 at 10:25am by lovexinstead
Facial!! Don't feel too bad, some people pay big bucks at spas to have shit smooshed all over their faces.
haha agree very rare this sort of things,
wouldn't be able to stop laughing when I would see this in reality ;)
Yes. If something frightens you, be sure to poop on it. The surprise effect alone can give you 5 paces.
How do you know the bird was scared of you? Maybe it was just pissed off that you walked in to the flight path... and purposefully took a dump on you.
FAKE ! birds have no control of them using the bathroom , they poop when they need to they pee when they need to.... chances of a bird pooping in your face whiles its hitting u .... slim to none
Rubbish, Have you never seem a bird fly into a window and shit itself?? I have and they do!
Wish I could have been there to seen it OP and if I did I am sorry but I would have laughed my ass off at you. But FYL indeed.
Is it wrong that I feel worse for the bird? -_-
Pay attention to where you're walking, OP. FYL, because that would probably hurt a lot.
#13 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:59am by MermaidSongXOXO
you shouldve said instead of "it was so scared it crapped all over me" to "it shit itself on my face. literally.
ps pretty sure that if it hit you hard enough it wouldn't be able to control it's bowel.. like this poor cat I tried to save after it was hit by a car pooped itself.. the poor fucking thing.. makes me so sad
I feel bad for the bird. They have much faster reflexes than us and something must have happened to it for it not to be able to fly out of the way in time.
This did not help my irrational fear of pigeons one bit.
#17 - On 11/08/2009 at 12:47pm by alwaysalady
Today I suddenly found myself pressed into a human's face. I was so scared that she was going to try and eat me I lost control of my bowels. FML.
#20 - On 11/08/2009 at 1:23pm by techtonictwerp
birds point of view
"today, while on my daily flight, i crashed into this weirdo guy that wanted to see if a bird has a penis so i crapped on him, FMl.
you deserve it for being an animal sex offender
#27 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:34pm by mohameddiop309
how do you run into a bird? o.O either way, getting pooped on by a bird is supposed to be good luck! (at least that's what we tell the tourists...)
EPIC! YDI for being so stupid and hitting a bird with your face
#39 - On 11/09/2009 at 12:02am by dysfunctionalfam
lmfaooo at techtonictwe.... and how the fuuuuuck do you run into a bird? was it missing its wings, or do you not have eyes?
#40 - On 11/09/2009 at 12:57am by letslaugh33
My Apologies I laughed
But Then I feel sad for the bird...
#43 - On 11/09/2009 at 2:55am by Cristaderzi
its probably a defense mechanism for the bird to take a crap in the predators mouth to prevent it from getting eaten
Wow, that would warrant a definite "what just happened?"
#47 - On 11/10/2009 at 3:32am by DameGreyWulf
looks like -takes off shades- a shitty situation
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
#48 - On 11/12/2009 at 6:19pm by wat_up_world
