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Today, I went to a petting zoo with my niece and nephew. While we were checking out the llamas, one of them spit directly into my face. Disgusted and embarrassed, we turned away to pet a deer. The deer immediately urinated then shook its tail which splattered it into my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28958) - you deserved it (2911)

On 11/07/2009 at 9:13pm - misc - by shando - United States (Nevada)

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ewww

#3 - On 11/08/2009 at 3:39am by shamandalie

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It's like animal bukkake... but with other non-seminal bodily fluids.

#1 - On 11/08/2009 at 3:36am by allmidnighteyes

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