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Today, I went to a petting zoo with my niece and nephew. While we were checking out the llamas, one of them spit directly into my face. Disgusted and embarrassed, we turned away to pet a deer. The deer immediately urinated then shook its tail which splattered it into my face. FML
It's like animal bukkake... but with other non-seminal bodily fluids.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015