Today, my dad said "Who are you texting? Mom?" I said "Dad, I'm not that much of a loser." I then looked down and remembered I was texting my uncle. I then looked at my inbox. The people down the list were Mom, Dad, Uncle Dave, and one from Dean, the president math club, saying I was a nerd. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13922) - you totally deserved it (7578)
On 11/07/2009 at 4:24pm - misc - by dfan13 (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Saying that to your dad Cries out loud that you are a looser!!! ... a simple yes wudn't hurt and passing an irritated comment shows what goes at the back of your head. YDI big time.
If the President of the Math Club calls you a nerd, sorry bro, but you are a NERD!
#2 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:48pm by SueSylvester_fan
Don't be ashamed of it. Embrace your inner nerd. YOU'RE ONE OF US 8D
........I'm not creepy at all *sarcasm*
First FML in a long time that made me laugh out loud.
About the loser/nerd situation; join the International Urkel Society :]
#3 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:51pm by MermaidSongXOXO
Nerd Power.... LMFAO!
Poor you though, Being an unexpected nerd is hard!
#6 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:55pm by thtnerdykid
You think your life is fucked, because someone called you a nerd for being in the math club?
You're an idiot.
If you're actually good in school, pretty sure you have a better chance of doing well, getting good grades - maybe getting into college?
Keep saying your life is fucked if you make it to college. That'll make sense.
#7 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:00pm by emilysanftwsom
He never said he was in the math club he said Dean was the math club... L2 read
#9 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:11pm by f_alltheirlives
Dean is the PRESIDENT of math club.
Dean called the OP a nerd.
The OP was called a nerd by the king of nerds.
It's like a blind kid with down's syndrome telling you to, "Watch where you're going, retard!!"
#64 - On 11/09/2009 at 3:05pm by phatdaddy
I can't think of any reason why being on good terms with your family can be a bad thing - would you like it better if you didn't have a family? As for being called a nerd you really shouldn't care - nobody gives a shit about that after high school anyway :)
#8 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:02pm by jaffamuffin26
"one from Dean the president math club"
I wish I was President Math Club.
#10 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:11pm by conanismyidol
Wow. What a fascinating story. You text people you know. And they text you. Amazing.
Can't wait for you to share the rest of your life stories with us.
#11 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:15pm by FerrariCake
Don't be upset who cares what other ppl think when u get older ur gonna be the hottiest thing out there while the other person is gna be fat n ugly with no life :)
#13 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:19pm by CandyKissesNum1
Yes, the more family members you text, the hotter you get! A well researched pheNO-not-really-menon..
#14 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:21pm by f_alltheirlives
That doesn't make any fuckin sense......how is he gonna be hot and them be fat and ugly?
Chances are the OP isn't all that good-looking >.< lol
#17 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:11pm by scateice
I believe the point is that many people who are not considered much in high school go on to bloom in the post-HS world, whereas many of the popular kids remain behind in shiftless hometown jobs, merely a shadow of their former glory. Or so the legend goes :]
haha... dont worry about it man.. girls think nerds are really sexy! thats a good thing
#16 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:10pm by iamfuckedarenti
Nerds aren't called nerds for being unsexy or anything. Other guys call them nerds because they're annoyed that a lot of girls find the nerds sexy. XD
bet that uncle dave is really cool; he's probably like uncle jesse from full house except also not john stamos.
and re: nerds; are they sexy or not? you can be a nerd and sexy but the odds aren't necessarily in your favor since you're probably pale and at least a little flabby. don't let that stop you though girls are sometimes impressed by an innate ability to rattle off every episode of firefly with a detailed plot summary and analysis.
#19 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:08pm by literalmanchild
Not all nerds are flabby.
And as a girl with a liking for pale guys, the rest is all shiny good. 8D *Firefly fan as well*
oh, no, i didn't mean to imply that all nerds are flabby, just that generally as a group they have a predisposition towards at least being out of shape. i would know, i major in computer science so i'm surrounded by pale, flabby nerds far too often than i would like to be.
never watched firefly though all i know is that people on the interwebs are generally pretty big fans of it~
#45 - On 11/08/2009 at 9:30am by literalmanchild
"Dad, im not that much of a loser."
It's saying stuff like that (and that general attitude) that makes you, inevitably, a loser. You will never be cool when you measure your social status in varying levels of "loser".
Only when you start to genuinely view yourself as "cool", "tight", "beast", "in", "thug", or something else positive, will you start to radiate that confidence and make others attracted to you. A lack of confidence is 1 of the #1 things that kills your luck with girls dude. And an attitude of "yeah im sort of a loser" is taking that unconfidence to an extreme. I'd be surprised if you've ever fucked a girl in your LIFE.
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also, aside the thing of simply needing confidence, you ALSO need a sense of urgency and a sense of CARING about being popular.
Dont be complacent and settle for being a dweeb. If you have free time that you are spending on something unproductive like video games, why not work out, or get a haircut, or go tan, or get some better clothes, or work on ur social skills by going up to the plaza and talking to people, or something good and useful
#26 - On 11/08/2009 at 12:18am by wrwrestler
Dude, not all gils like tanned guys who hang out at the mall. XD
The non-shallow ones among us quite prefer the intellectual ones.
hah this is fake.
jsut wanted to see the responses.
this is great!
i actually have friends, has had many girlfriends, and dont have any texts from the president of the math club or only family members. haha.
sorry. carry on.
Oh dear.... Sorry dude, but I think we can all agree, after seeing you take the time to make all this, and actually having the spare time to do so.. I think we all agree, that you ARE, in fact a GIGANTIC loser.
And, seriously I mean, aw, the loser tries to make himself feel better by posting that he has friends and such... very cute. But still... sad, and a very clear sign of being a HUUUUGGEEE loser. Oh dear. Well, I guess I wish you the best living in your imaginary world full of friends and such. But still, so sad. Tsk tsk.
did you know that about 1/5 of people in the world think theyre cool? (or something like 1/5)
thats billions of people. i doubt that there are really that many cool people. otherwise it wouldnt be cool. you'd be some generic stereotypical poser. real cool.
did you know that tanning leads to skin cancer. which leads to death. fun fact.
did you know that video games are good for you? they build hand eye coordination. they increase critical thinking, and they are fun. help you relax. you do better when your relaxed.
#55 - On 11/08/2009 at 3:27pm by Plumppotato
And buddy, good looks and good personality ALSO HELP YOU IN THE JOB WORLD. So stop being a dork- it may GET you a job, but it wont get you the raise and it wont get deborah the co-worker to suck your dick inbetween meetings. Capiche?
#27 - On 11/08/2009 at 12:22am by wrwrestler
My inbox? All chicks and my two best guy friends, and I have a 4.0 GPA. For people who don't know what that means, essentially it's an A average. I'm also on the track team, a black belt, and have many friends. In conclusion, nerd does not mean uncool, uncoordinated, or socially awkward. I have a feeling I'm going to get flamed.
#32 - On 11/08/2009 at 2:11am by PenNameHere
What the hell are you talking about?
Take your meds every day, even if you don't hear the voices in your head.
#35 - On 11/08/2009 at 3:12am by FerrariCake
A 4.0 is not an A average, all your grades must be As all through high school for a 4.0.
And the OP said this was fake so I don't even have a response, maybe just don't post fake FMLs? It's the rules isn't it? Geez I wish people were punished for this...
#52 - On 11/08/2009 at 12:50pm by KarasuFyre
nerd is drunk spelt backwards, knurd, see? lol, it's how it came about... because those who would go party would get drunk, and those who stayed home became known as knurds:P
#34 - On 11/08/2009 at 2:43am by theOne4U
haha aww...id totally text you!! and every one needs to keep in touch with there Mom via text message lol
#40 - On 11/08/2009 at 7:41am by ilovebeatles77
lol and what if your mom isn't completely technologically inclined? i mean, mine can do basic stuff, but texting? she could prolly read em, but not really reply :P
#41 - On 11/08/2009 at 7:58am by brkn_hearted
BAHAHA!!!! YDI for being such a bitch, castrate your dad, duhh?? Thatll knock him down a peg, also your a bitch for giving a fuck and your a bitch for crying on the internet about it.... Bitch
#46 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:21am by eoghanface
You're clearly not a nerd, or you would've noticed that "the president math club..." doesn't make sense.
#49 - On 11/08/2009 at 12:38pm by FlaminYawn
hilarious that op had announced this is fake. so why don't we all shut it seeing as it's just arguing now about nothing
It was never said that Dean said he was a nerd for texting his family more than anyone else. I text my family more than anybody else, mainly because I fucking hate everybody else.
#63 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:24pm by giganticbrain
If texting your mom makes you a nerd, I must be one of the biggest nerds ever. That's a douche thing to assume though.
#65 - On 11/09/2009 at 4:42pm by guy_on_the_couch
What you need is punk rock. You'll still be a loser, but on purpose. With a vengeance.
#66 - On 11/12/2009 at 5:27am by ArchieWrath
