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Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35555) - you deserved it (2492)

On 11/02/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by notsohappyniece (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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ew

#2 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:05pm by strar009

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chill... I doubt that he is the father... she is probably fucking the pool guy

#8 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:11pm by some1hones

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