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Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

I agree, your life sucks (23512) - you deserved it (9152)

On 11/01/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by Oops (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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