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Today, I was using the only stall left in a public restroom; a handicap stall. As I sat down to do my business, I felt something warm dripping down my leg. I looked down to see me urinating on myself through the raised seat. FML

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On 10/30/2009 at 9:36pm - misc - by JynxQueen - Sent from mobile version

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People! A seat cover wouldn't have help. She didn't sit on somebody else's pee. The toilet seat was elevated off the bowl so the pee kind of sprayed through the gap.

#15 - On 10/31/2009 at 4:13am by jewelzgalore

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That would have pissed me off big time!

#5 - On 10/31/2009 at 3:18am by Ninjaface

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