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Today, I had to stay after school to make up for a test. When I got outside, I saw my mom wasn't there to pick me up. I called her and she explained that there was an emergency. I walked six miles home to see that the emergency was that Ellen had Taylor Swift today and she couldn't miss it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28677) - you deserved it (2504)

On 10/29/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Yo, this FML is good and all, I'm a'let you have it. But I just wanna say, the FML below is the best FML of all time.

#5 - On 10/30/2009 at 4:30am by HappyCatIsHappy

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Sounds like something that happened to a friend of mine. Except after he walked home he realized his dad didn't pick him up because he died. Makes yours a little trivial, eh?

#22 - On 10/30/2009 at 8:05am by john_cena

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