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Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6437) - you deserved it (27263)

On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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what kinda of a cleaning lady tells you its too dirty, you pay her not the other way around

#12 - On 02/28/2009 at 11:28pm by swimmer94

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Leave her a note telling her she's fired.

#4 - On 02/03/2009 at 7:56pm by Whatever

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