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Today, in Biology, my teacher had asked me what "any living thing" was. Instead of saying "Organism", I blurted out "Orgasm". Which, as I might add, is now my new nickname. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15430) - you totally deserved it (6166)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by Kearstinkid (woman) - United States (New York)

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A living thing is an orgasm.

#1 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:35am by Moy

A kid in my 7th grade science class said that. And he isn't the most perverted guy in my grade...

#46 - On 10/26/2009 at 3:07pm by irishdancer

same exact thing happened in my 7th grade science class, irish. haha of course, the kid was sitting next to his girlfriend, he might have been trying to give her a hint.

#54 - On 10/26/2009 at 5:48pm by bekahshae

did this happen in like everyones 7th grade class? I remember when that happened to the most arrogant kid in the grade.

#63 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:23pm by jackkerouc9

Happened to a friend of mine in 6th grade, actually. I was there when she said it. XD

#64 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:37pm by Boxingsweets

Yeap, it happened to me in seventh grade too .
what makes it worse was that i had the most immature teacher ever that didnt let it go until nearly 30 minutes later .

#68 - On 10/26/2009 at 10:14pm by noretakes

Close, no?

#2 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:36am by lemony

Lol, there are worse nicknames to have. Take it in good humour & you'll be laughing about that one for years.

#3 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:37am by Mutsumi

"Hey remember that time the teacher asked you a question and you shouted "ORGASM" as an answer?" and then they all laugh and laugh and laugh...

#29 - On 10/26/2009 at 10:53am by MagicMeds

I almost did that in science class once.

#4 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:37am by SaintJimmy

Lol same :P

#38 - On 10/26/2009 at 12:26pm by medli96

This one made me giggle a little. Must've been very embarrassing and sucks for you.

#5 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:38am by bentonthegreat

You're not living until you've orgasmed, so close enough.

#6 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:42am by Intoxicunt

Lies.
You're not living until you've played Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars.

#19 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:09am by TheLetterZero

Then I'm dead. I'll have to put your theory to the test.

#22 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:41am by Intoxicunt

It probably won't work out well, the game is more enjoyable when you're really young.

#48 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:18pm by TheLetterZero

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#7 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:47am by SquareBox39

LOL at

#8 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:48am by lemony

Tee-hee, talk about Freudian slip.

#9 - On 10/26/2009 at 7:08am by dacho

Ahaha SO many people did that in my Biology class. I think the funniest time was when one of my friends accidentally made the mistake in Religious Education

#10 - On 10/26/2009 at 7:11am by fireandice27

happens alot, you arent special

#11 - On 10/26/2009 at 7:19am by rosierosierosie

OMFG! My friend did that in science, and let's just she will always double check when she reads the word.

#12 - On 10/26/2009 at 7:21am by movies12

I did this, but instead of shouting it out, I wrote it on an exam paper.

#13 - On 10/26/2009 at 7:23am by Bright_Lights

Orgasms are nature's reward for producing organisms.

#14 - On 10/26/2009 at 7:23am by watisit

I wouldn't think of that as a nickname, but as free advertising.

Has your social life picked up since you misspoke, that is, since your slip of the tongue, have you been slipped any tongue?

#15 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:22am by perdix

Awesome nick. You should be proud.

#16 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:37am by viral

Awwww, don't feel so bad, I've done that before!

#17 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:42am by HeyyTonie

Fake... orgasm!

#20 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:10am by toink

That happens to everyone. Not a big deal. Don't stess it.

#21 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:39am by jesi53714

haha ive always worried i would do that.

#23 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:43am by brunnettebabex3

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#24 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:47am by jackkerouc9

ZOMG your life is over!!!! get a life

#25 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:48am by patticake1601

You've done great work for charity: 'Support the Orgasm' thanks you.

#26 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:48am by mercyFML

What person has NOT done this in biology class? Every year, from elementary school right till senior year, at least ONE person says orgasm meaning organism. Big fuckin' whoop.

#27 - On 10/26/2009 at 10:21am by DJ_Chutfield

oh, ok.

#28 - On 10/26/2009 at 10:44am by Superawesomestev

i did that in elementary school, i caught myself though and it ended up sounding like "organasm"

#30 - On 10/26/2009 at 10:54am by PSyesinthatway

My biology teacher in school, who was also a nun, made that faux-pas too. You're not the only one.

#31 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:14am by lwdjaymac

Hawt.

#34 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:26am by mercyFML

i did the same thing , nd so did my bio teacher :D

#32 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:18am by lololol111

lol my friend did the same thing for grade 12 bio, thank goodness for her everyone forgot after a few weeks

#33 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:21am by dream_2

I think some version of this story has been on every funny website, every girls magazine, etc. So unoriginal it's ridiculous.

#35 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:42am by hotpinklovee

I've heard this one before. just saying.

#36 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:45am by mc0carrie

haha ive done this before but in my culinary class

#37 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:56am by Takashiro

Ha, what excuse did YOU have?

#39 - On 10/26/2009 at 12:53pm by DefyingGravity

(Too tired to think of an elaborate conversation)

Teacher: Bla, bla.. (culinary stuff)
lwdjaymac: .. ORGASM!

#44 - On 10/26/2009 at 2:05pm by jts2

My dad said something like this once... He was telling my sister to clean her room, to get rid of the living orgasms, instead of organisms. =P

#40 - On 10/26/2009 at 12:54pm by JulzKay

My friend did that before in Biology class! The class went quiet and the teacher turned red and started snickering. Followed by "Oh boy. I don't know what goes through your mind young lady but-" and he started laughing hard at her.
So of course everyone else does as well.

It's a tradition for SOMEONE to do that :P

#41 - On 10/26/2009 at 1:15pm by shelboo

Loads of people do that but don't write about it because they know everybody does that. Idiot

#42 - On 10/26/2009 at 1:57pm by i_dunno

I saw that happen in a game show once...very funny blooper

#43 - On 10/26/2009 at 1:59pm by phonetrubl

That's a sweet nickname to have tho :)

#45 - On 10/26/2009 at 2:29pm by fegd

did you laugh it off or turn red? but this happens to everyone.

#47 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:09pm by Bobresurrection

how is this a fml?
Seriously, I don't know how this got published.
Atleast one person in every biology class makes this mistake.
Grow up and get over it, what's so shameful about saying orgasm?

#49 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:33pm by purple91

well, at least you were close. :D

#50 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:47pm by tangerine_12

hhaha i feel yuu that happened to me too and everyone laughed at me.

#51 - On 10/26/2009 at 5:13pm by fxckyxu2012

And? This is a common mistake.
Don't single yourself out.
Victim-complex.

#52 - On 10/26/2009 at 5:25pm by _Naboo_

LMFAO

#55 - On 10/26/2009 at 5:58pm by Sk8genius

The number of "I agree, your life sucks" was 6969... I didn't have the heart to change it.

#56 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:09pm by Manda777

lmao that's hilarious! i've done the same thing, but luckily it was around friends and not a class. lol

#57 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:43pm by Mimasita

hmm... i live in new york too, and i know somebody who did this and it became there nickname a couple of years ago. Weird...

#58 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:58pm by fattachelli

Same thing happened to my friend in our science class

#59 - On 10/26/2009 at 7:02pm by bobvito

Freud is proud of you!

#60 - On 10/26/2009 at 7:23pm by hetizmij

Haha dude it's so not that bad! I do it on purpose in Human Bio, cause I'm mature like that

#61 - On 10/26/2009 at 7:28pm by Tahinabro

Well, id be cool with that nickname, but you know..
:D

#62 - On 10/26/2009 at 8:14pm by EloquentSilence

Oh please! Who hasn't this happened to?

#65 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:43pm by TrafficAhoy

I did the same thing in my Psychology class my snr yr. i was reading from a text book & just slipped up.

#66 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:47pm by 1109

LOL i used to accidentally say orgasm in science class when i read the word organsim. everyone thought it was hilarious. i still have trouble sometimes :p

#67 - On 10/26/2009 at 10:04pm by epicwinmaster

haha. my friend did that once.

#69 - On 10/26/2009 at 10:25pm by oh_geeze

If you had a twin sister your nickname would be "multiple orgasms".

#70 - On 10/26/2009 at 10:45pm by FerrariCake

Same happened in my 7th grade class LOL

#71 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:03pm by heartbroken1225

I've both said orgasms, and accidently wrote it down in my notes during Science in 8th grade, most common misspelling/slip of the lip. :] Don't worry.

#72 - On 10/27/2009 at 12:14am by KomoriMiharu

It's okay. Sometimes those biology lectures get really intense.

#73 - On 10/27/2009 at 1:47am by Ninjaface

hahah don't worry about it. i got in trouble bcoz the book in my class that i was using had organism written in it with the 'ni' scribbled out. I got blamed for it

#74 - On 10/27/2009 at 5:09am by OhYummeh

as far as nicknames go, that's a pretty good one to have. if you're with someone and an accquaintance refers to you as orgasm, you've got the best pick up line just waiting to happen

#75 - On 10/27/2009 at 5:43am by uberbubble

I once thought a sheet said orgasm because the teacher put a hot chick on it. Hella embarrassing in front of a bunch of high schoolers!

#76 - On 10/27/2009 at 10:37am by Jman1906

This has happened in every one of my science classes, and I'm sure to everyone else's too. No one cares about it, so don't let it get to you.

#77 - On 10/27/2009 at 11:57am by containsnosoy

ahahaaahha, that happned to me last yearrrr, immma sophmore

#78 - On 10/27/2009 at 12:47pm by whudupsnitch

its a biotic organsim not just organism

#79 - On 10/27/2009 at 12:55pm by wa

Happened to me too, but its not an FML

#80 - On 10/27/2009 at 3:17pm by sweetaj51

lmao I did the same exact thing! Only I made everyone laugh :) even the teacher giggled, it was the highlight of my day, I thought it to be funny

#81 - On 10/27/2009 at 6:14pm by Soccerboy088

lol a girl said that in biology back when i was in high school.. funny moment, but if it makes you feel any better it was quickly forgotten.

#82 - On 10/27/2009 at 7:52pm by fishyfingaz

You mean one thing but say your mother. It happens all the time.

#83 - On 10/27/2009 at 8:41pm by xenomorph

Lol my teacher did that when I was in grade 7. Funniest moment of biology ever!

#84 - On 10/28/2009 at 6:15am by girlthatgoesugh

The SAME EXACT thing happened to me. It was devistating listening to the whole room laugh at me. the best part was i didnt know what i had said that was so funny, so i kept asking everyone what happened. I realized after the bell rang.

#85 - On 10/28/2009 at 4:09pm by Subliminalsounds

No worries a girl in my class did that a few weeks ago too! xD

#86 - On 11/20/2009 at 8:05am by fmldailyopps

well its very clear what you were thinking about at the time
lol

#87 - On 11/29/2009 at 6:03am by muahzzbaybee

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