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Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML


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On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

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Perhaps you should realize that maybe money and expensive clothes does not equal class, regardless of sexiness?

#15 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:05pm by sis

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Totally agree with #11—You can't put two super sexy things together and make it look good. It just doesn't work. If you're going to be in public, tone it down.

#8 - On 02/22/2009 at 3:30pm by Agrees

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