![[fr]](http://cdn3.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_fr_hover.gif)
![[it]](http://cdn4.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_it_hover.gif)
![[es2]](http://cdn4.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_es2_hover.gif)
![[tr]](http://cdn4.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_tr_hover.gif)
![[de]](http://cdn3.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_de_hover.gif)
![[ru]](http://cdn1.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_ru_hover.gif)
![[se]](http://cdn2.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_se_hover.gif)
Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes (Gucci and Prada, worth a real fortune) to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside in front of the door while I was waiting. The restaurant owner then came out and said "hey, you, go and 'work' somewhere else please". FML
I agree, your life sucks (12924) - you deserved it (8733)
On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version
looz's life also sucks
Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took...
chicochico's life also sucks
Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!"...
surfdown also deserved it
Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone....
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
Loading...