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Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14825) - you deserved it (10123)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

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a slutty rich bitch who smokes... can you go lower?

#14 - On 03/26/2009 at 8:08pm by shortwiz247

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Perhaps you should realize that maybe money and expensive clothes does not equal class, regardless of sexiness?

#15 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:05pm by sis

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