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Today, I discovered that when you're the maid of honor giving a toast at your best friend's wedding, it's important to make sure the zipper on your dress is secured. Otherwise, your bare breasts and Hello Kitty panties could end up exposed to a wedding party of 600 people. FML


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On 10/24/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by meg265 (woman) - United States (New York)

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Wedding party?
Damn straight it's a party now.

#2 - On 10/24/2009 at 4:51pm by Witchcraft

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Firs... Wait... 600 people you say?

#1 - On 10/24/2009 at 4:49pm by CurlyHairGuy

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