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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be romantic and get into the hot tub. I was slowly getting into the water when I suddenly slipped. I faceplanted and nearly drowned in three feet of water. My nose bled and we had to get out. Our romantic night was spent doctoring my injuries. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17973) - you deserved it (3598)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:18am - misc - by Intoxicunt (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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