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Today, I took my iPhone to the Apple store to get an answer as to why the touch screen wasn't working properly. The extremely attractive customer service rep told me I just had to clean off the layer of boogers caked onto the screen and keep my fingers out of my nose from now on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4238) - you deserved it (43626)

On 10/22/2009 at 2:56pm - misc - by Nark (man) - United States (Ohio)

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