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Today, I was at a store and came across a Halloween candy isle. I got so excited that I began talking to the candy, in a fake British accent. FML

I agree, your life sucks (5627) - you deserved it (29340)

On 10/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by mojozk (man) - United States (Washington)

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