Today, I was at a store and came across a Halloween candy isle. I got so excited that I began talking to the candy, in a fake British accent. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4319) - you totally deserved it (24584)
On 10/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by mojozk (man) - United States (Washington)
That would be weird if you came to the Halloween Candy AISLE.
But if you came to the Halloween Candy Isle, you could be it's king and make whatever accent you want the official one of your new country. May I be your new country's director of Tourism and Dentistry?
Because some people can make beautiful dreams come true!
Beautiful, that is, until the obesity, diabetes, sugar rushes followed by hard crashes and rotting teeth begin to set it. Those details tend not to make it into dreams.
I'm perfectly, completely serious and not intending to make fun of you in any way when I state that you might want to consider visiting a psychiatrist or maybe even a mental health clinic. Normal people don't engage in this sort of activity, and it's a bit off-color. Perhaps visiting a therapist might help you with this issue of yours.
#23 - On 10/18/2009 at 8:55am by schmexico
Dude, embrace your awesomeness. Don't question it, just...do.
#25 - On 10/18/2009 at 9:03am by alaska_grown_bri
i dont get it. is it an fml because you're such a loser? or because you're clinically insane?
#27 - On 10/18/2009 at 9:12am by mrsdoctor10
First of all, there is no such thing as a British accent. And two.. WTF?! Talking to candy?
#29 - On 10/18/2009 at 9:35am by Incubuss
Erm this isn't a "fml" moment, this is a "go see a doctor" moment.....
#38 - On 10/18/2009 at 10:05am by hackwack123
