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Thats fucked up, that damn teacher
I'm sorry, but even though 95% of this site hate it when people say "Fake!", this is obviously fake. No one would do that, I'm so sorry, you all can't be this gullible. Please tell me at least one or two of you have some common sense
BS that is so fake, who the hell moderated this?
yes because in your infinite knowledge of the world you have found that it is apparently IMPOSSIBLE for a person to be a dick, your logic is undeniable
Really? So the teacher is just being a dick? Teachers are teachers, not tryhard wannabe dicks that walk around in a gang just to feel safe. Seriously, this is fake, I don't see how you can think that it was only the teacher being a dick, and trust me, I have seen the worst of teachers.
To the OP: Get a life and stop posting fake FMLs, you douchebag.
To other members: Stop being so fucking retarded/gullible to even click 'Yes' for moderation, because really, this site is going downhill EXTREMELY fast. I barely want to check it anymore, because it is filling up with fake FMLs and nothing is funny anymore. With the rate this is going, fmylife.com will probably be extinct in 1 or 2 years.
This isn't fake, I had a similiar thing happen to me in my French class, but I'm assuming there were more smaller "mistakes" that didn't seem important.
In a language it is easier to say "8:00am" rather than "8:05am", because you don't have to worry about the additional grammar, but the letter was obviously an exericse of things you have recent learnt in class, so in class you probably learnt how to say 8:05am, so you didn't lose the points because the time was wrong, it was because you didn't apply what you had learnt in class.
The problem I had in my French was that in French you have informal and formal versions of you, tu and vous. In English we would say "You can use tu with me", so I wrote that, but in class we had learnt that tutoyer was a verb that meant "to use tu", so I was suppose to apply this and write "tu peux me tutoyer", because writing "tu peux utiliser tu avec moi" wasn't how you phrased that particular sentence.
Another problem is saying "Can you give me the butter, please", this is how we say it in English, but in French they would say "Give me the butter, please", which has the same level of politeness. So small things that don't seem like a big deal isn't the teacher being pedantic, she probably asked you to talk about the time so she could assess your ability on telling complex forms of time like 8:07, and etc.
So, this FML isn't a fake, they probably just didn't ask why the marks were taken or didn't have enough characters to explain.

This isnt fake. Use your brains people. There are ALL SORTS of teachers in this world. Some are terrible. I had a teacher last year who gave me a 0 for an essay i wrote that was slightly off topic because she thought i was purposely challenging her authority by writing another assignment. Apparently i wrote a movie review rather than a movie response. I also had a teacher who would give us 50 points (half of an exam grade) if we bought full sized flags for him to put up in his bar. Yeah, some teachers suck.
Gaelgoir:
You do make a point and I understand completely because my French 3 IB teacher is extremely picky about those things too, but the OP said that because of that mistake(yep, according to him JUST that) he lost 25 points right off the bat. It just seems like way too much considering the entire thing is 50 points..
Sounds fake to me. Losing 50% of the grade for a small mistake? Either your paper is riddled with mistakes worse than that, you're not telling the truth, or like #34 said, it may have been 2.5 points off and you didn't see the decimal.
indeed some teachers are dicks, request a regrade and threaten to take it higher. no big deal. did you even clarify the issue or just read the comment and bitched about it? perhaps you just dont get why you lost the marks.
whether its fake or not im not gonna say, it does sound stupid though.
I'm just thinking there were more smaller "mistakes" and that when the OP asked about his grade she said "well first, you said 8:00 instead of 8:05", than she may have gone on to list smaller things but the OP thought the time was more of an FML moment, plus an FML is only 300 characters, a person can hardly list all the reasons. And only mentioning the time without going into depth about other mistakes makes it sound like an FML. Remember that alot of FMLs are submitted per day, and if you want to have yours on the site, it really needs to sound like an FML, and in this case, they simplified it just to make it sound worse. I don't think this is an "FML", so to speak because it was over-simplified.
I myself have had FML moments which I found very hard to describe in 300 characters, and when I was done fitting it in, it didn't sound as devasting as it should, so it wasn't accepted. i think we need more than 300 characters, some FMLs need more than that.
I'm calling fake as well. Now I'm not reading the big wall of text above, but here's my take.
When a project like that comes alone, teachers have rubrics of what they expect. They ALL do, even college professors will do that because they want things to be done in a single way. Now if one was provided, chances are it had a section on "accuracy of information" which had a % value. Now I don't know that many language teachers who base 50% of projects on the accuracy of the information, and not language, but I'm guessing very few. Now if there is an off chance that it was 50% of the project, you should've read the project and challenged her on it. The first thing I would've done is ask why she's grading so much on the accuracy of information and not the accuracy of the language in which it is written. Here's the thing, if it's the first, you need to challenge it. Even if there wasn't a rubric, you need to challenge why she's a) grading so harshly on accuracy of information, and not language, and b) how she can grade so harshly when she never provided a rubric for people to follow. If it was the second, you deserve it based on the fact that you didn't see that something was fishy in the first place, though this story is way to rediculous.
Chances are the story's fake, in which case you did a horrible job.
On the off chance it's real, grow a pair and defend your grade. I mean seriously, I've challenged grades that were less detrimental than THAT.

#64 - On 10/03/2009 at 11:01pm by Reyo
#64 seriously?? just grow up and stop calling people out on stuff. you don't know everything in the world so stop trying to act like you do. and even if this is fake, who cares? stop obsessing over the small things in life and get over yourself.
amen. seriously who puts that much thought into trying to make people look bad?
dude if my teacher gave me a 70 cuz she "thought" I was cheating. i'm pretty sure this could happen to
you don't even know what time your school starts? YDI
maybe he knew it, but just write 8 as a rough approximation?
or maybe the first bell rings at 8:00 for them to head to class, then school actually 'starts' at 8:05
my schools bell rings at 8:10 and i have to get to class by 8:15, but i still say it starts at 8:10
You're teacher needs to calm down and remove the stick.
Or the sand from her vagina, that could be the source of the problem...
Cruise Control.
Remember, it's a school zone that starts at 8:05. You might hit a kid coming early to school at 8.
Shit, you're kidding me? In our German class the teachers or examiners don't give a SHIT about what you write as long as the language and tenses are correct. If this is true your teacher is truly a twat.
Then again, if it's not true, then I wish i hadn't wasted my time writing this...
If you have a teacher that's picky like that then you need to check your facts. Nothing you can do about it. *shrugs*
So I'm guessing first bell rings at 8 and you're supposed to be in class at 8:05? Mine's the same way, except it's 8:25 and 8:30.
Anyways that's messed up and you should ask your teacher why a small difference of 5 minutes would cost you half the grade.
8:05??? hell, I'm still deep asleep at that time. I wake up just in time to et dressed and make it to school for 9:00!
at 8:05 I'm in second period. lol
What the hell man??? My school starts at 7:00 in the morning!!!! So I'll be in 2nd period while you'll be snoozing. Wanna switch schools?
Gee I hope at least you finish school at a reasonable time. I finish at 4:50 pm.
Haha, this made me laugh.
wow, ur skool startes 8:05???
i have to be there 7:30 :(
Well, you know for next time. I always hated those assignmets. My favorite was when the letter asked me (rough translation) "What do you wear on your birthday with your boyfriend?" Fortunately my teacher had a sense of humor - I said that I started with my normal clothes and changed into my birthday suit :-)
I go to class at 1. Then again I'm in college.
This is the teacher's not so subtle way of letting you know that she despises you.
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Don't give him the stick!
fake/unrealistic exageration
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ma questa FML non e' vero.
non e' possibile che c'e' un insengante cosi' cattiva.
numero 18. il suo italiano e' molto MALE. way to prove the point, lol. my italian's not the best either, but this is obviously a fake. its even fake-er if you are in college. this doesnt happen.
#27 - On 10/02/2009 at 7:53pm by polkadot1453
Considering that papers like that are completely subjective, the teacher probably dislikes you, and this is a passive-aggressive way of showing it. That happened to my sister all the time in English her junior year.
#28 - On 10/02/2009 at 7:58pm by zuli
this kind of stuff happens in school. some teachers can be asshole. report your teacher.
#30 - On 10/02/2009 at 8:25pm by blackberry1993
people say this fake becuz they heard anything like this or never happen to them. this stuff doea happen in some school. it's probably cuz the teacher doesn't like u or maybe buz they are an ass.
#31 - On 10/02/2009 at 8:31pm by blackberry1993
Maybe she didn't want you to simplify it, and she meant to take off 2.5 points, and either you misread it, or she did when she was adding up points?
Ah! Peccato! Mi dispiace amico!
#36 - On 10/02/2009 at 9:15pm by HarrietPotter
OK maybe 5 marks would've been more reasonable (1 for each minute), but come on don't they have any sympathy at all towards students??
I have known some pretty ridiculous teachers. they should all be fired. WHY do so many idiots out there think they can teach???
get the biotch fired :)
YDI for learning a gay language like Italian
contest the grade with the dean of students.
#45 - On 10/03/2009 at 12:30am by Lehk
Some teachers just seem to hate people and/or entire classes. Me and my friends are hated by 3/4 of the teachers at our school. Personally I find it hilarious... Except when that happens, of course. You have my sympathies, FYL.
OK, after putting myself in the OPs shoes I think I know what's up:
-The class was a foreign language class.
-The assignment was to write a paper about the school (as the FML says) and is actually a really common thing for teachers in language classes to assign (it shows basic understanding of descriptive language, and school vocabulary, one of the first things usually learned)
-The student lost marks because the paper seemed to imply that he didn't understand the basics of telling time (also a common early topic covered in language classes.)
That makes sense but losing 1/4th of the grade because he was 5 minutes off is a bit extreme, no?
I'm pretty sure that 25 is half of 50, not a quarter of it.
You're stupid. Yes, 25 is half of 50. But when they said 'quarter' they were talking about the grading period. 1/4 of the year.
#55 - On 10/03/2009 at 12:05pm by asdfjkl_lkjfdsa
Actually I meant the paper's grade. I have no idea where you got 1/4 of the year from.
wow! dumbas teacher. she could lose her job from that...
do you go to Murrow high school?? cause school there starts at 8:05. it would be really weird if we actually knew eachother...
wow, i think your teacher might hate you.
#59 - On 10/03/2009 at 5:12pm by KatieMay
Sounds like a trip to the dean's office to me.
Why do people always seem to care if it's fake or not? It doesn't matter if it is!
Suggestion: Rewrite it and gripe about the Teacher and turn it in. What else can she do? If she docks your grade further, you have proof of the grade she first gave you. Make sure that you have a photo copy of that rewritten paper with a translation. Put it on public display in class with said translation.
I believe the correct term for you teacher in Italian is 'Faccia di Mingia'
#69 - On 10/05/2009 at 8:49am by Yyz
gealgoil or something u are fucking stupid u suck at French dumb Ass
your teacher needs to get laid.
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