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Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by Dasani (woman) - United States (California)

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I think your mom was trying to be nice. Your life is fine.

#6 - On 02/17/2009 at 4:05am by Seegtease

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Yeah, tanning is definitely disgusting. Do you really want to be all wrinkly and leathery in 10 years, and have skin cancer? Gross.

#7 - On 02/17/2009 at 6:19am by Amkii

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