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Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24400) - you deserved it (5667)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by Dasani (woman) - United States (California)

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