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Today, my 118 year old house went from "family dwelling" to "official crime scene". 2 bodies were discovered under the cement in the basement when we began renovations on our new family home. FML

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On 09/24/2009 at 3:13pm - misc - by amory (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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oh my god :\
thats terrifying

#1 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:10pm by getfighted

eh, just turn it into a horror novel/movie and get rich $$$$$$

#9 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:15pm by irishfever

My first thought "Wow, interesting."

#25 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:34pm by White667

that's really creepy.

#31 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:42pm by godsrightnutsack

Not on Google, this is in the Province I live in so if I don't see it on the news or Google within a week, I'm gonna call fake. At least it was well written.

#45 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:31pm by Mirequetz

Fake. Nothing like this has happened in British Columbia. Get real genius! Something like this would have been on the front page of Vancouver Sun or The Province!

#51 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:04pm by Geist

Think about it.... You have kick ass story for Halloween. But I call fake until I see the news story.

#54 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:08pm by labamba

i say check for ghosts ;D

but seriously, that means one of the previous owners was a murderer, what a creepy thought o.o

#65 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:23pm by fatehatesme09

has to remind you of the movie disturbia

#66 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:33pm by z3r0ram

finally!

i was beginning to wonder when major death and crime would show up on this site.

now This is an FML

#68 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:42pm by pwnrzero

This actually happened in New Zealand a few weeks ago.

#91 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:38am by t00t_t00t

http://www.smh.com.au/world/new-zealand-in-shock-after-bodies-found-under-house-20090905-fc84.html

is this it??

#119 - On 09/25/2009 at 9:08pm by emilysanftwsom

No, the OP is from British Columbia, not New Zealand.

#121 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:45am by mylifeissh_tty

EWWWWw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D: thats not funny!

#2 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:10pm by shuttuplily

hey, same here! I live in Canada too, so I might actually get to see it.

#7 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:12pm by xkat356

Me too! *COMPUTER FIVE*

#17 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:20pm by crap09

Wow! That's pretty impressive. If you find anything thats not part of the crime scene, find a local museum and donate it to them. They love those kind of things!


“Murder her brothers and then marry her - Uncertain way of gain, but I am in So far in blood that sin will pluck on sin”

#3 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:11pm by Anarchy

wawawiwa

#4 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:11pm by abitesizedcow

I'd be scared of ghosts

#6 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:12pm by 01100110

Gross.

#8 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:14pm by emilygirl14

ow crime scenes =[ they should give you an apartment or something atleast, best of luck

#10 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:15pm by fmlmystic

No, they're Native American Mounds, Indian Mounds were never found in America, and were probably never, but if they were, they would be on the other side of the globe

#116 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:46pm by Anarchy

Quit being a politically correct, uptight asshole. You need to release all that shit that you've held in for the past decade.

Indians/Native Americans, who gives a fucking fuck? If you wanted to be politically correct, you retarded elitist jerk, you would use the term "the United States" or "North America" instead of the term "America".

#118 - On 09/25/2009 at 8:15pm by popoman

Link to the news coverage! NOW!

#11 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:18pm by f_alltheirlives

Oh yeah. Sorry about that. Around 118 years ago I got a little boozed up and killed 2 people and buried them under a new house. Just messing around, that sucks though.

#12 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:18pm by DeadMansCrack

That happened here in New Zealand last month. :s
I hope you get a new apartment or something.

#13 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:19pm by doch

Jesus O__O

#14 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:19pm by hk

Yes?

#20 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:31pm by iwaswrong

love it.

#71 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:01pm by urbanlover

oh that my friend is good, kudos!

#88 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:45pm by rae_o_sunshine

I used to have that nightmare all the time as a kid. FYL

#15 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:19pm by cpatrick820

That's Beautiful British Columbia for you.

I'm in the process of planning a trip to the Island to check out the Haunted places around Victoria.

I love the old houses, there's a place pretty much in my city that has heritage houses.. i've house-sat in one of them... spooky :)

Good luck with that!

#16 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:20pm by B_McG

YDI for not burying people n the basement first.

#18 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:21pm by gsfgf

YDI for "disposing" the bodies in such an obvious place. Try dumping them in the lake/ocean next time. Or burning or burying them far away from your house.

#19 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:26pm by moonlight_daze

I'm sorry, this is too awesome to be an FML.

If I discovered 2 bodies under my house, I'd be pumped. Maybe I'd be one of the testimony people on Snapped. That would rock.

#21 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:31pm by roobear

Snapped ftw. Glad someone else watches that show.

#78 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:56pm by Scorpitarrius

me too. i'd be trying to help them catch the killer and then spending the rest of my life hoping ghosts show up.

#79 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:08pm by diet_otaku

snapped... good show :)

#120 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:27am by mozchick

That happened to me right before Halloween years ago. We found bones. Turned out they were cow. How disappointing!

#22 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:32pm by Intoxicunt

wtf? i'm sorry, but that's effing awesome!

#23 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:34pm by bellaellaella

Maybe I'm a sicko, but my first thought was, "How thrilling!" I would LOVE for something like that to happen to me. I guess it all depends on your attitude.

#24 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:34pm by Vagrarian

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2009/05/28/bc-sun-peaks-bodies-found.html

Could that possibly be it?

#26 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:35pm by uncleansins

That has nothing to do with it ...thoses bodies were found in a SHALLOW GRAVE ..not underneath a house!!!

#34 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:45pm by JJwoz

That has nothing to do with it ..Those bodies were found in a SHALLOW GRAVE Not underneath a house !

#35 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:47pm by JJwoz

I'd say I wouldn't recommend you watch "The Haunting in Connecticut" now that that happened.
But I wouldn't recommend that you watch it ever.

#27 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:36pm by Witchcraft

FYL? That sounds like a fantastical, epic win =D

#29 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:39pm by actorkidrox

'Bout damn time. It was fucking cold down there and I was stuck with John's mouth-breathing for far too long. Oh and Yeah.. I'm still pretty much gonna haunt your ass. See you then *whoohoo*

#30 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:41pm by mercyFML

that is so f-ing scary!!!

#32 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:43pm by trtls

That's kind of gross, especially if it was corpses, but really interesting!
I wonder what the story behind them is.

#33 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:43pm by mina_8

that sucks! fyl indeed

#36 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:49pm by proud_liberal

How did the bodies get there?! that's creepy! but really interesting though ;]

#37 - On 09/24/2009 at 5:53pm by Renrox42

wow... thats just scary.... and u lived there?
i wonder wat happened... i have to admit- this is a pretty good fml

#38 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:00pm by jessxoxo28

Wow. I hope nobody's been seriously traumatized (aside from the bodies, obviously).

#39 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:08pm by dearambivalence

I'm sorry, but that's kind of awesome. Bet your equity just went through the roof!

#41 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:15pm by kawa

CRAZY ANCIENT CANADIANS!!!! the present day Canadians are better...

#42 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:16pm by fstrthnu5

I think I saw an episode on CSI like that.

Creepy.
I always freak out in motel rooms since I watched urban legends and a dead body was under the mattress.

#43 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:27pm by Snozzberry

lol omg me too im in a hotel room right now and the bathroom light will randomly turn off then back on on its own its freaky

#105 - On 09/25/2009 at 9:37am by beachbabe_9123

i hope u didnt have ur alone time with them =/

#44 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:27pm by Kenpachi

oh my gosh, that's so creepy. hope everything turns out okay... :\

#46 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:33pm by becca1417

Unless you are being SERIOUSLY INCONVENIENCED, this isn't an FML, this is a "FUCK YEAH! MY LIFE IS SWEET".

#47 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:35pm by Flounder

Indian Burial Ground!

If the police have any common sense than they'll interview the ghosts of the dead bodies. Investigation solved :D

#48 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:40pm by Mykeh

wow u guys not evey crime scene makes it on the news.

#49 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:48pm by blackberry1993

this might be fake. If not, wow...

#50 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:57pm by im_da_man

that's a mafia or gang killing for you!

#52 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:05pm by nypd613

creepy? a little bit.
cool? for sure.
damn super old canadians.

#53 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:05pm by amzkyzzle

Fake until I see the news story. And I will be looking. So far, nothing.

#55 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:12pm by LadyAlathia

Holy fuckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#56 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:14pm by Zanieboo44

move out. it's guaranteed to be haunted

#57 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:26pm by KiddNYC10

I'm not sure if it's appropriate to hope they are not "too recently" deceased?

#58 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:28pm by fanstasia

haha

#59 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:29pm by Mauskau

that's pretty awesome actually

#60 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:32pm by Juli

The deaths of long ago human beings. A sad thing indeed, yet very interesting. The past is speaking to you, and it took away your home. Sorry. Hope they don't haunt you...

#61 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:41pm by AliceRose

Anyone else remined of Disturbia?

#62 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:04pm by shazzahllala

Would've made national news. Bullshit.

#63 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:14pm by Apone

It's amazing the amount of morons who thinks that.

Stuff like that does NOT make it that far.

#101 - On 09/25/2009 at 7:36am by Moemoemoe

The good news is if your house is that old the chances of the bodies being fresh goes down considerably. Sure I'd be creeped out but just think these two poor souls will finally get to tell the story of how and when they died. It's kinda cool in a morbid way.

#67 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:36pm by Hermyoni

Actually, the haunting in CT is fake. I live down the street. My family has lived here for many many years and noone there has ever claimed spiritual activity. That is, until they needed money :)

#69 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:49pm by bobobedobo

Hey look, Its Hoffa!

#70 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:54pm by danielrp34

How long have they been dead? 119 years?

#72 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:09pm by captainmaharet

dude, I have been taking college work to be a real life CSI. Man, what an experience! Wish I was you.....

#73 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:12pm by alwaysalady

They really are animal bones.

#74 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:45pm by powersmoke

Wow I actually saw this story on the cbc.. I'm so proud I actually found a legit story on fml and I can say ur life is fucked and that I saw this on fml o.O

#75 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:45pm by chico91

um I'm not seeing the fml unless you couldn't stay in your house

#76 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:54pm by fotc77

that blowwsss fyl............... fyi you's needa read the rules

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#77 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:56pm by uckfay_emay

I thought that was it too ( farther up, around #30)
Someone reminded me, that article says "Shallow Grave"

#114 - On 09/25/2009 at 4:43pm by uncleansins

Are you sure the house wasn't simply built on a graveyard/burial ground?

#81 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:45pm by lifeinhd

YDI for killing people. It'll be a serious FYL when you're tried and convicted.

#82 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:07pm by JohnnyTheFox

Is this legit? I want a link.

#83 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:21pm by mpangz

#83, see #80.

#84 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:22pm by egaonogenki

Wow. I'm impressed and creeped out. FYL

#87 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:42pm by mpangz

good job #84. and that is creepy, but cool

#85 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:28pm by lilgirl420

#76....hello?! THERE WERE DEAD BODIES IN HIS BASEMENT. if you don't see the FML, then you obviously don't understand the concept of an FML.

#86 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:35pm by onlypandorashope

haha., oh i very much believe you, this happend in my town, witch is population 170, so its possible anywhere. and it wasnt on the news or in a paper anywhere either.
they seem to try and keep this sort of thing under wraps, :)

#89 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:50pm by krosee

More like no one cares. *lol*

Or no one bothers reporting to the press, or the press doesn't feels it will sell enough paper etc.

#102 - On 09/25/2009 at 7:39am by Moemoemoe

one of the reasons why i never move into old houses. i always with newly built ones. even with that, i always check the history. I'm absolutely terrified of ghosts.

#90 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:26am by xoxcinderellaxox

I'm with you on that. D:

(50%, anyway. I love old places, but I insist on a complete history of all events etc.)

#103 - On 09/25/2009 at 7:43am by Moemoemoe

holy crap 118 year old house?!?!??! and that's reaaally really creepy =S

#92 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:03am by t0pher785

#92 Old houses aren't creepy, they're historic, and they're usually Victorian.

#95 - On 09/25/2009 at 2:01am by fritzmims

What was the point of saying that? Lots of people think old houses are creepy. Take the stick out of your ass :P

#124 - On 09/26/2009 at 10:26pm by Nirah

45 - exactly what i was thinking.
something that interesting would be on the news

#93 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:32am by were_giraffe

i would have been so freaked out. thats creepy.

#94 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:42am by superkid

Dude, are you kidding? That's awesome. Think of the bragging rights. Plus, if they ever solve the case, think of how intriguing it could be.

The only reason this is an FML is that the police are now going to be poking around your house and inconveniencing you and your family.

#96 - On 09/25/2009 at 2:38am by WitchCirce

dude i think thatd be really cool actually, you know, to get to investigate and see what happened with them i mean buried under CEMENT? someone really didnt like them....

#97 - On 09/25/2009 at 2:51am by beachbabe_9123

Reminds me of that movie Monster House actually.

#98 - On 09/25/2009 at 3:13am by power_ranger

oh yeah sorry about that. had to put em somewhere.

:p

#99 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:44am by epicwinmaster

that actually deserves to be called creepy.

#100 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:59am by anil6057

SO not an FML; that's interesting and cool!

#104 - On 09/25/2009 at 8:20am by Me27

i'm so jealous i wish this had happened to me!
that's sooo cool i want there to be bodies found while we're renovating my house right now...

#106 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:16pm by jocelyn445

I don't see this as an FML. It makes your house SOOO COOL!!

#107 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:25pm by kukopia

Thats crazy.

#108 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:32pm by BrookDarling

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

At first I thought this was fake, but then I realized the submitter was from Canada. I can't imagine with them coming up with this on their own.

#109 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:38pm by sera8091

Calling Canadians stupid?

#115 - On 09/25/2009 at 4:45pm by uncleansins

Sweet! Maybe you'll get some ghosts to haunt you too.

#110 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:58pm by TheAlphabetMasta

Anyone else think this kinda rules?

#111 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:35pm by sandiejenkins

where's the 'your life doesn't suck' button? totally awsome :D

#112 - On 09/25/2009 at 3:38pm by megan_b_89

Call TAPS D: Lol

#113 - On 09/25/2009 at 4:04pm by RandomAttack

lmao sick... just diggin away and pokin a skeleton. haha fyl hahaha

#117 - On 09/25/2009 at 8:04pm by RockyO_o

Has anyone considered that a heritage home is generally protected against certain renovations?

#122 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:49am by mylifeissh_tty

and I didn't hear of this because...
oh wait, that's right- BECAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED!

#123 - On 09/26/2009 at 2:25pm by dELiA14

if this is true, that wicked creepy, like u where walking on top of the bodies :O and if you have like kids, how r u going to explain that!?!? i would probably move after that

#125 - On 09/27/2009 at 12:13am by carmal2012

so messed up, how can ppl do that

#126 - On 09/27/2009 at 12:17am by carmal2012

Well, at least you're [probably] not a suspect.

#127 - On 09/27/2009 at 9:45pm by capital_seven

What douchebag trolls put YDI? This is what is wrong with the internet.

#128 - On 09/28/2009 at 5:32am by Pikachu41

awsome!

#129 - On 09/28/2009 at 1:43pm by mangotron

If the house is that old I would think that the people died there and were buried under the house by the family.

#130 - On 09/28/2009 at 4:28pm by gingerbreadpup08

OMG ! Thats so creepy. I didnt see it on the news though..

#131 - On 09/30/2009 at 12:32am by Daaniellee1234

Im sorry i just didnt know what the fuck to do and i was paniced and scared. it took a while but the quikrete did the job. sorry if i inconvenienced you

thats not really a fml
Its just really crazy, unexpected and interesting. not to mention memorable for you and and the family :]

#132 - On 10/03/2009 at 3:03am by manmoosewaffel

Ugh... So creepy I'm only 14 but I would so move out.... *shudder* I'm going to sleep very well tonight...

#133 - On 10/04/2009 at 11:25pm by Amortifiedperson

oh my lands that is so creepy but also the coolest thing i have ever heard of!

#134 - On 10/05/2009 at 10:53pm by caitlinz14

#123, there is a link somewhere above all these comments

#135 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:09pm by mpangz

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