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Today, I was studying for a test at a coffee shop. A guy walked up, slapped the coffee out of my hand, and punched me in the face for hooking up with his girlfriend on the weekend. Not only was I out of town this weekend, but my $250 textbook is ruined, and I failed the test. FML

I agree, your life sucks (35600) - you deserved it (2187)

On 09/22/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by in.need.of.job (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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