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Today, I was studying for a test at a coffee shop. A guy walked up, slapped the coffee out of my hand, and punched me in the face for hooking up with his girlfriend on the weekend. Not only was I out of town this weekend, but my $250 textbook is ruined, and I failed the test. FML


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On 09/22/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by in.need.of.job (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

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I think you should have done something about it rather than just letting him push you around like that but you didn't deserve it in any way so just FYL.

#1 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:06pm by hotlobbies2

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I hope you at least punched him back, or hook up with his girlfriend this weekend.

#2 - On 09/22/2009 at 5:07pm by benzel22

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