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Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

I agree, your life sucks (24287) - you deserved it (8075)

On 09/21/2009 at 9:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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