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Today, my boyfriend, who has been growing out his facial hair lately, and I, went to a family get together. When we showed up my grandmother came up to him and started growling. She then said, "I was just trying to communicate with Chewbacca over here." Thanks grandma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21952) - you totally deserved it (5289)

On 09/19/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by Chewy (woman) - United States (Florida)

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yay for chewy!

#1 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:13pm by lahp

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Old, wrinkly skin win.

#35 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:07pm by godsrightnutsack

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i don't see why this is a bad thing.

#43 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:35pm by OHHgreatttt

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YDI for not having a sense of humor.

#72 - On 09/19/2009 at 8:22pm by nonotme

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IN SOUTH GEORGIA ISLAND ALL OF THE ISLAND'S ELDERS COMMUNICATE BY GROWLING, AND IF THEY GROWL AT YOU IT IS A HUGE COMPLIMENT! SO YOU SHOULD BE GLAD SHE GROWLED AT HIM! PLUS CHEWBACCAS ARE THE NATIONAL ANIMAL IN SOUTH GEORGIA ISLAND! SO YOUR GRANDMOTHER MUST BE A FELLOW SOUTH GEORGIAN. IS IT TAMMY? TELL HER I SAY HI.

#87 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:52pm by genius_girl16

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LOL ur grandma rocks!

#90 - On 09/19/2009 at 11:44pm by analo

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Agreed!
The OPs grandma is awesome!

#133 - On 09/21/2009 at 10:41pm by oh_mygawd

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grandma wins.

#144 - On 05/29/2010 at 10:15pm by AshleyTay

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I want your grandma.

-in the non-sexual sense.

#2 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:14pm by mo_the_owl

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There is no other way to want a grandma besides sexually.

#16 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:31pm by redbluegreen

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O_O

#21 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:38pm by JaneDoe_71 (FML Staff)

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Yes Man proved this to be true, Rachel.

#23 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:46pm by allmidnighteyes

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LOLL grandma win xD

#3 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:14pm by keitorin

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Aww. Some old people are jerks. Funny, but jerks. Hopefully you and your boyfriend laughed!

#4 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:16pm by Pandasaur

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#20 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:33pm by the_stereotype

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Granny wins at life, but isn't this an FYL for your boyfriend?

#6 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:17pm by caramelize

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YDI for thinking this is in any way an FML. your grandma is awesome.

#7 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:18pm by komodo65

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Holy crap. I'm pretty sure she wins the Coolest Grandma Ever Award!

#8 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:19pm by ladyvader401

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aw gotta luv grandma :) that's cute though

#9 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:21pm by blackcatcutie

Hahahahahaha. I can only wish my grandma was that cool!!!

#10 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:21pm by Norma_Christ16

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omg LOL i freakin laughed!

#11 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:22pm by cuterthanuthink

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hot damn ur grandma is amazinggggggg

FYL for having a boyfriend with intense facial hair, tho :P

#12 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:22pm by bubblybrooke

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Old people don't like guys who aren't clean shaven. It's how they were raised. Personally, I think clean shaven guys are gross, and I convinced my husband to grow out a big lumberjack beard. I LOVE it! My grandmother doesn't approve, but at least she doesn't do crap like this to insult him. She just quietly mentioned it to me. FYL for having such a rude grandmother.

#86 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:38pm by birds

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That is the seldom seen but often feared Granny Burn! It is only recognizable by the heavy perfume smell and the sound of costume jewelry.

#13 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:24pm by MRJK

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I love your Grandma so much. :D

#14 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:26pm by CosmicPossum

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This is more of an FyourboyfriendsL

#15 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:29pm by darkmis1

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I love your Grandma. Why is there no option for "NOT A FML"? I'd think it was hilarious if my Grandma said that to my boyfriend. Mine would probably just blank him the entire time.

#17 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:31pm by Incubuss

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1. Your Grandma sounds awesome.
2. Don't be upset with her over something so simple. You'll likely break up with your boy friend, but you will ALWAYS be her grandchild.
3. It's sad, but when she dies, you'll regret being upset with her even once.

#18 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:31pm by Leviathaon

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I wish my grandma would reference Star Wars!!!

#22 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:43pm by farmgirl

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lol, my friends call me Chewie/Chewbacca aswell

#25 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:47pm by Armin

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YDI for thinking a grandma that makes Star Wars references is a FML. Coolest grandma ever imo.

#26 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:48pm by Sir_Marek

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Get a sense of humor!

#27 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:48pm by EvilArcherDude

instant win if your grandma references SW. that is epic.

#28 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:49pm by splydoms

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Thats an awesome grandma you got there.

#29 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:51pm by pasiphae9

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Your grandma is fucking amazing.

#30 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:54pm by shicagah

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Your grandma wins

#31 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:55pm by mrlucky4444

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LMFAO YOUR GRANDMA'S AWESOME.

#32 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:59pm by irrelevantxx

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LOL, most awesome grandma evah!

#33 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:03pm by juantanamera

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F his life more... Honestly

#34 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:05pm by Shinzura

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A WINRAR IS YOUR GRANDMA

#36 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:08pm by JackieT

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LOL - good for Granny! She's got a sense of humour

#37 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:10pm by zena_baladi

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that was great. i love your grandma!

#38 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:14pm by thats_gotta_hurt

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#39 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:18pm by littlegolferboy

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This is not a FML, Grandma FTW!

#40 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:20pm by kionnalexus

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Rofl, I love your grandmother. :>

#41 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:34pm by 1337Steph

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Gramma has a great sense of humour!!

#42 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:34pm by yourkiddingright

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Grandma is cool as shit!

#44 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:37pm by etantao

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Wanna trade grannies?

#45 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:40pm by _electricbonbon

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I hate fmls that end in thanks...

#46 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:46pm by bosshaug

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Nevermind, replied to wrong comment by mistake.

#61 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:27pm by Eltsc

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Grandma is a win.

#47 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:50pm by murder1215

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Lol, nice grandma. :)

#48 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:51pm by x_Leopard_x

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lmao ur grandma=pure awesomeness!

#50 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:53pm by Hotness101

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What does WIN mean

#51 - On 09/19/2009 at 6:56pm by bosshaug

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http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/win

How can you speak English and not know what "win" means?

#62 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:29pm by Eltsc

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lmao! your grandma is awesome. if you put her up for adoption i want her [:

#52 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:00pm by kibbleznbitz0

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Oh noes, not a joke! Shield teh children!
-_-

#53 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:01pm by sublime93

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This is no big deal. She was probably joking. I wish my grandma would joke around like that. Get a sense of humor

#54 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:07pm by PoeticPixie

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Lol who cares

#55 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:08pm by waterynuggets

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LOL Go Grandma! XD

#56 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:12pm by Boxingsweets

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Your Gran has an awesome sense of humour. XD

#57 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:12pm by Mutsumi

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THAT'S THE BEST GRANDMA IN THE WORLD!!! hahahaha

#58 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:18pm by Th217

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#60 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:25pm by glassisass

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FML, my grandma is funny, boo fuckin hoo. Quit crying for fuck's sake.

#63 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:32pm by Underwhelmed

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Lmao. Good. Your grandma has decent taste. Get a clean cut guy, and hang around people more like your grandmother.

#64 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:38pm by ilovesk8rs107

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Fuck your boyfriend's life because he's dating a humorless bitch.

#65 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:44pm by Oupazas

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I think you're taking this a little too seriously. I mean, who doesn't like Chewbacca?

#66 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:48pm by oystercultviking

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lmao luv ur grandma!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#67 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:52pm by indiana_gal

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wow i cant believe ur grandma said that! but she has a great sense of humor!!! :)

#68 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:54pm by alextherainbowz

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i don't get why this is really an FML. it's pretty funny to me. and not in a bad way.

#69 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:55pm by mattfante

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I dont see how this is a FML really. She was kidding, playing. I have had much worce situations before.

YDI for thinking this is an FML.

Your gramma IS awsome :)

#70 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:59pm by ChaChachick123

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Wow, "FYL" for having a grandma with a sense of humor. Shit, I don't know if I could handle your horrible, horrible life. It would be oh-so-tough.

#71 - On 09/19/2009 at 8:19pm by midwestjerk

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#73 - On 09/19/2009 at 8:31pm by hi_from_HI

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grandma win!

#74 - On 09/19/2009 at 8:54pm by cmac86

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#19 you made my day by adding that 70s show quote from it when Eric tells his grandma him and Donna are getting married. I don't know if anyone else picked up on it. but that's like my favorite episode!! haha gotta love a grandma burn.

#75 - On 09/19/2009 at 9:00pm by maddieberry

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damm you # 75!
You made me search for #19, only to find that it's been modded and I can't even read it.. AKKKKK!

#126 - On 09/21/2009 at 10:32am by kukopia

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UGH SAME! I just like scrolled all around the page and i couldnt even read it -_- haha love that 70s show :D
but yea your grandma would def be bffs with mine haha SO HILARIOUS! love star wars

#141 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:13am by Youre_not_sorry7

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Your grandmother is fucking awesome.

#76 - On 09/19/2009 at 9:11pm by Reifier

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If she didn't mean any offense, you shouldn't take any. It's hard to tell from the post.

#77 - On 09/19/2009 at 9:21pm by Awnonymous

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LOL! Your grandma is awesome. xD

#78 - On 09/19/2009 at 9:23pm by f_my_flip_life

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Thats awesome, your gran is the best!

#79 - On 09/19/2009 at 9:28pm by rawrsaur19

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lmao thats amazing!!! i wish my grandma had a awesome sense of humor like yours does!!

#80 - On 09/19/2009 at 9:42pm by wtflolomg

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this isnt a FML, your grandma is awesome, be thankful for that

#81 - On 09/19/2009 at 9:43pm by Ladypartslegit

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I want her granny panty XD because I'm her huge fan now LOLOL

#83 - On 09/19/2009 at 9:58pm by lisaloise

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Grandma rules.

#84 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:05pm by waithangonasec

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your grandmother is awesome.

#85 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:12pm by a_nix777

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Ha Grandma win. I would totally do that to my kids or grand-kids :D

#88 - On 09/19/2009 at 11:08pm by Sparkiee93

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Drunk wrinkly granny hittin the sauce again?

#89 - On 09/19/2009 at 11:34pm by buddy51

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your grandma is awesomesauce!!! why is this a FML???

#91 - On 09/20/2009 at 12:01am by imnotmuchbetter

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just simply say "Oh yeah sidious I've been trying to tell him to shave but you know with the war and all how hard it is to keep up are looks."

#92 - On 09/20/2009 at 1:28am by amatayo

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I'm sorry you had to find out this way, but I think your grandmother is a Trandoshan.

#93 - On 09/20/2009 at 1:33am by Ninjaface

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Your grandma is awesome.

#94 - On 09/20/2009 at 1:42am by Lepton

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Lmaolmaolmaolmao
I loveee this fml
Well written
And halarious
Lmao
Ahhh : )

#95 - On 09/20/2009 at 1:43am by shootingstar8D

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Your grandmother is amazing. Fucking amazing

#96 - On 09/20/2009 at 1:59am by Brooklynxman

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Your grandma is radical xD

#98 - On 09/20/2009 at 2:43am by DreamerHyper

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I love your grandma. *_*

#99 - On 09/20/2009 at 2:44am by Predacon

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One more vote in the Your Grandma rocks tally.
Even if she meant it as mean as possible your grandma popped out a chewie joke on the fly. That is a total Win.

#101 - On 09/20/2009 at 3:00am by miyon

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Go grandma!

#102 - On 09/20/2009 at 3:29am by baba_ganoush

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Thats what happens when you date a douche ba!!!!

#103 - On 09/20/2009 at 4:51am by Gixxer2k4

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Best. Grandma. EVER.

#104 - On 09/20/2009 at 6:45am by xFaust

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damn! that's a cool grandma you got there lol ^_^
sucks for your guy though, it's an fyl for him, not for you though.
the grandma is still cool though lol ^_^

#105 - On 09/20/2009 at 7:03am by lostguy

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Your grandma is AWESOME!!

#106 - On 09/20/2009 at 7:03am by spotty313

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At least your grandma is cool enough to reference Star Wars!

(I realise that this may be an unconventional interpretation of the word 'cool' :))

#107 - On 09/20/2009 at 7:55am by Expertfail

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I want your grandma!

#108 - On 09/20/2009 at 9:02am by taylor309

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OMG,best grandma ever O_O.

#110 - On 09/20/2009 at 11:09am by EzZy_Alpha

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OMG, I love your Grandma!!

#111 - On 09/20/2009 at 12:27pm by CaliSurferGirl25

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OMG your grandmother is the epitome of awesomeness! :D

#112 - On 09/20/2009 at 3:23pm by sunnyXsmile

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Hahahahahah wowwwww Lmfao.

#113 - On 09/20/2009 at 3:26pm by angelica_xoxo

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That's hilarious. My grandma has definitely done worse.

#114 - On 09/20/2009 at 4:01pm by Zinok

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You've got an awesome grandma.

#115 - On 09/20/2009 at 5:56pm by Witchcraft

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Haha ur Grandma rocks.

#117 - On 09/20/2009 at 6:45pm by blacklite69

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how is this bad? I LOVE your grandma! :)

#118 - On 09/20/2009 at 8:22pm by mastory96

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Grandma Pwnage

#119 - On 09/20/2009 at 9:33pm by darkshadow

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Sounds like your Grandma was just teasing. Not an FML.

#120 - On 09/20/2009 at 10:10pm by teiso

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ahahahaa!!!! i know who this and i read it on your FB this morning!! lmao

#121 - On 09/20/2009 at 10:24pm by ummPORQUE

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awesome grandman =/= fml

#122 - On 09/21/2009 at 12:40am by batosai33

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lol your grandma seems cool. lighten up OP!

#123 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:21am by maipinkbear

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LOL! im surprised a granny knows who Chewy is!!! He is seriously a legend, me dog looks so much like him it's not funny. This isnt too bad, who cares if your gran dont like it, as long as your bf has a sense of humour., and if he doesnt, then he isnt good enough for you!!

#124 - On 09/21/2009 at 7:34am by Violetina

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LMFAO! Your Grandmother is amazing!
Made my day!

#125 - On 09/21/2009 at 8:17am by CourtneyDanielle

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How is this a FML?
How the F did THIS get modded thru?!?!?
Meh
I want my FML! I WANT MY FML!!!!
The little faggot is a millionaire.

#127 - On 09/21/2009 at 10:35am by kukopia

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Today, my granddaughter demonstrated that she has no fucking sense of humour. FML.

#128 - On 09/21/2009 at 1:36pm by AlexMercer

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dont be a bitch! your grandmothers awesome!!!

#129 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:06pm by element01

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Hahahahahhahahhahaha I love your grandmother!!!

#130 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:45pm by Hellsno

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your grandma is FREAKING AWESOME!!!

#131 - On 09/21/2009 at 2:46pm by darkx

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This made my day. xD

#132 - On 09/21/2009 at 3:06pm by Bean_216

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ROFFLLL!! XD

I can just picture my grandma making some joke like that ;
D i dunno where the FML is though unless it was really public and loud. I'd turn it into a compliment on him or something.

#134 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:05am by joy_nash

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your grandma has a cool sense of humour.. win!

#135 - On 09/22/2009 at 1:44pm by ming88

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Your grandma is cooler than you. How does that feel?

YDI for not having a sense of humor.

#136 - On 09/22/2009 at 10:11pm by roobear

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Haha, that's great. My grandmother doesn't even know who Chewbacca is.
Kudos to granny for a great sense of humor and Star Wars ref.
=)

#137 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:40pm by Miss_Tyff

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ROFL!!!!! LMFAO!!! this is soo funny!!! i totally just told my grandma this and she was like: omg. i think this woman could be my best friend.....btw, she has blue and pink hair and still goes out to the bar. :p

#138 - On 09/25/2009 at 11:50pm by wishinguponastar

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hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha chewbacca!

#139 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:00pm by bunchoferns

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I LOVE YOUR GRANDMA. She's just an epic creature.

#140 - On 09/28/2009 at 12:32am by liveandletlive89

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I have to admit, I like your grand mothers sense of humor. FYL for not realizing how great she is.

#142 - On 02/24/2010 at 1:32am by AluraShadowHunte

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chewbacca haha, not an fml

#143 - On 03/28/2010 at 4:51pm by brianjman14

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lmao that's awesome

#145 - On 07/12/2010 at 4:07pm by crazy_lil_thing

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