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Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13928) - you deserved it (2482)

On 09/18/2009 at 4:41am - misc - by MissMSE (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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