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Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35459) - you deserved it (2208)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

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If I someday have a daughter, and I don't like the guy she's seeing, I'm going to do the same thing.

#5 - On 03/18/2009 at 4:58pm by the_space_pope

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You should say something, being passive seems like a bad idea in your situation.

#1 - On 02/06/2009 at 11:56am by moxy

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