Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

#5224172
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53017) - you deserved it (2692)

On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

blind_date's life also sucks
Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person.…

sunburychick also deserved it
Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me,…

Top comments

Get a new family.

#1 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:18am by MaximumRide

See in context

+46

Poor thing, this is a real FML =/

#4 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:21am by narks

See in context

+21

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by