Today, I asked this guy to lunch because I had something I wanted to tell him. Before I could say anything he kissed me and said, "I love you too!" I was planning on telling him that my dad had told me earlier that he was my half brother. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36898) - you totally deserved it (1598)
On 09/10/2009 at 3:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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Sounds like another FML on here....
Anyway first.
who moderates this crap? it's bad AND completely fake.
#60 - On 09/10/2009 at 10:41pm by Stop_DropRoll
Eh I dont think its fake. I had a crush on my cousin before I knew we were related...Kinda sucks for the OP though,FYL .
looks like #60 is OPs half brother and in denial...
#93 - On 09/11/2009 at 10:46am by letsmovetoparis
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2nd. :D
and that sucks
#2 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:08pm by tapesculpture
What are the chances of that happening? Crazy. Well at least you know he cares. If anything, this is much harder for him.
#4 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:12pm by GracefulDemoniac
I'm sure most people say that about you :)
But yeah sucks for you OP
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#52 - On 09/10/2009 at 9:39pm by Starchild21
Well I read something about long lost close relatives having an immense sexual attraction to each other when they meet up again, whether or not they know they're related. There was a marriage between two twins which was stopped and they felt exactly what he was feeling. Still though F*** his life.
#8 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:15pm by drummer_dude
Its called Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA) I watched a BBC special on it. Its crazy stuff look it up.
rofl!!!!, bet hes gunna be disguested with himself when he finds out. especially if he did you-know-what while thinking about you
#9 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:16pm by brutallyhonest24
haha that's what i thought too, i bet he did do you-know-what while thinking of her, kinda sick lmao
Fail.
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you, genius_man16?
#50 - On 09/10/2009 at 9:35pm by moonlight_daze
Hey, he probably already knew. he just loves you that much! (:,'
#11 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:18pm by Casualt1234
at least it was just a kiss, otherwise your FML would be having a baby with eleven toes
#13 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:23pm by the_stereotype
Thats awful! I knew of these twins who were separately adopted at birth and neither knew they were adopted. They met, fell in love, got married and had 4 kids---only then their parents told them they were adopted. They looked into it and turns out they were twins... ... ... Nothing wrong with their kids! They moved to NZ!
#16 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:24pm by werzal
Interesting... I don't know how to properly respond to this.
#22 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:36pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT
Haha, because I don't think there is an appropriate response to it. You could say, yea just wait til they are older and all have erectile dysfunction, or wait until the turn 18 sprout wings and dragon scales, than they would be really hard to keep track of cuz they could just fly away whenever they want, or you could say, interesting... but what are you supposed to say to that? and the last one is a winner, agreed above that was funny i lold
#44 - On 09/10/2009 at 9:03pm by ananamoose
Or just say "Incest doesn't make retarded babies the first time around.", the risk isn't that huge if two siblings get kids, but it's increased so much if their babies then get kids.
#77 - On 09/11/2009 at 2:10am by TysonFawlay
is that a sneaky smack in the nuts for NZ? should have said Tassie :D lol
#82 - On 09/11/2009 at 4:40am by hazza_1234
omg how sick are their parents? if they hadn't told them in the first place why did they tell them AFTER they got married and had a bunch of kids? they deliberately ruined their lives
Im not 100% sure, Ive never checked myself but it is my understanding that in NZ its not illegal to Marry a sibling, some sort of 'loophole' thats why they moved there... Feel Free to correct me if Im wrong--A day you dont learn something new is a day wasted.
#103 - On 09/11/2009 at 4:45pm by werzal
You should have tried to say it quicker. xD jk
But that sucks. He's probably going to be freaking out when he finds out the truth.
#17 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:24pm by x_Leopard_x
He meant "I love you like a sister." He just didn't know it yet. :P
#19 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:30pm by SimplyLaurel
Wait wait what...
No, that's totally rational, jumping to romantic conclusions and jumping on them.
Man, I didn't pull that crap, OP's half brother. Learn tact. That was just rude.
#21 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:32pm by DameGreyWulf
ewww! ur bro kissed u?
so how was lunch? and is he a hot half brother?
#24 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:41pm by jessxoxo28
did you still tell him after that? must've been super awkward...
#29 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:51pm by maipinkbear
Are you stupid?
People get raped on law an order svu too so all rapes are fictional right?
#49 - On 09/10/2009 at 9:25pm by AtoZnumbersand_
Also, on House this happened. And Law And Order SVU. Hmm.
#34 - On 09/10/2009 at 8:10pm by fmelanieslife
U know what I love this fml it is just it usually is accidently said I luv when ur boyfriend or girlfriend was about to say something else it is just this is a great and funny change LOL
uh shouldn't it be his parents talking to him bout it or at least given the chance... at least warn the mom or something.
Honestly, was I the only one who thought that it was her FATHER that was the half-brother?
I was looking forward to the speculation as to how such a family arrangement could even be possible, and was instead disappointed to find out that the OP is very sloppy in their pronoun use.
#40 - On 09/10/2009 at 8:54pm by ComedyGoldDigger
LOL - the way its phrased, I had to wonder for a minute too :D And then pictured a familt tree shaped like a mobius strip.
you're officially retarded. why would she tell the whole story about the boy kissing her if the FML part was her father being her half brother
lol yeah after i read the kiss part i thought she was gonna say the guy who kissed her was her dad lol
#101 - On 09/11/2009 at 3:43pm by FuckMyLyphe
YDI for not melting cheese over your freshly grilled panini
#43 - On 09/10/2009 at 9:00pm by themaintroll
This is straight out of an episode of Gossip Girl.
Lies.
#45 - On 09/10/2009 at 9:03pm by hannahbanana17
nooooo.. in gg they aren't half bro & sister...they share a half bro.. not the same thing bc in gg it isnt really incest since they dont actually share any dna
holyshit ahhah your half brother loves youu.. together way
#47 - On 09/10/2009 at 9:13pm by lilarielle14
It's not uncommon for people who are related but never see each other to irrationally fall in love.
Have a look at
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incest#Between_consenting_adults
Sadly not much research on it so far.
I KiNDA find this difficult to believe. Like maybe it is true, but I don't fully believe it.
But if it is real than, I HOPE YOU TOLD HIM RIGHT AFTER HE KISSED U.
Eh, I don't see the problem honestly. If you both really have feelings for each other, I don't see why this should get in the way.
Now of course, if you ever wanted to have children, that would be a problem. But there are ways around that I guess.
What do you live in a sop opera? Are you also gonna figure out that you hooked up with your cousin and your aunt is really your mother?
Maybe the father said he was her half-brother in an attempt to keep them from dating? Maybe he's overprotective?
It's a stretch, but maybe? lol I'm def grasping at straws.
#71 i dont think ur grasping @straws. that was a very smart way of looking @ it. way to think outside the box! i like comments like urs that aren't repetitive and shallow like most of the comments i see on fml. & the worst part is it could actually work. the OP might not have the heart to tell the guy they're related & may have even wanted to be with him until her dad told her that. so she probably would break it off with him w/o telling him the real reason cuz she couldn't bare to be around him knowing she can't rip his clothes off becuz they're 1/2 siblings... so she just stays away from him & not keep in touch becuz she couldnt resist the urges... wait what am i writing some romance novel? lmao! let me stop. i don't comment often so when i do i make long lol
#102 - On 09/11/2009 at 3:59pm by FuckMyLyphe
OP- Please put down the VC Andrews book and back away from the computer. There was a whole series made out of this situation. It sucked as much as the FML entry.
#73 - On 09/11/2009 at 1:23am by StarCutie83
As I read this FML, I was like "Hey, that sounds like Dawn and Phillip from that VC Andrews book." Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought this sounded all too familiar
#78 - On 09/11/2009 at 2:15am by PoeticPixie
LOL It could cover alot of her books. I was thinking more of Ruby and her series (Tarnished Gold, Pearl in the Mist, etc). Ruby falls in love with her half brother (who is in love with her) but doesn't know they are related because he is rich and she is poor. Wow its sad I remembered all that... I need a life.
#81 - On 09/11/2009 at 3:39am by StarCutie83
That's true too. Or Kathy and Christopher from Flowers in the Attic, except they were real brother and sister, Christopher knew it, and still was in love with Kathy.
Wow, VC Andrews is twisted
#91 - On 09/11/2009 at 10:32am by PoeticPixie
*sigh* when will people ever learn to not fkin jump to conclusions
#74 - On 09/11/2009 at 1:50am by EveryDayJackAss
He kissed you and you didn't (a) stop him or (b) tell him what you meant to tell him.
BS.
OR... you liked it and didn't care.
I'm not seeing the FML here.
Maybe it's just poorly worded. Most probably something elemental was left out.
As it is, it's a FML for him. He confesses his love and is told "back-off, I'm your half-sister", which sounds like a story just to get him to back-off.
you have euthanized your faithful companion cube faster than anyone else on record.
#95 - On 09/11/2009 at 12:06pm by _THE_MASTER_
Is it just me that notices how the most cringe-worthy FMLs seem to originate from Ontario, Canada?
#94 - On 09/11/2009 at 11:25am by miniCanadian
As someone who used to work in phone support for US AND Canada.... the most cringe-worthy everything comes from Ontario.
LOL, when i was reading some of the FMLs i was looking at them and wondered why there were none from Canada and then i saw this one and was like "of course the incest one would be the one from Canada"
However, i live in Ontario and nothing cringe-worthy or FML-worthy has happened to me...yet O__O
lol this is the funniest fml ive ever read! and to all you people saying its fake, how the fuck do you know? you werent there, so ur being retarded saying its fake cuz u dont fuckin know!
#104 - On 09/11/2009 at 8:58pm by phuresh2death
Wow. Asking guys out to lunch makes them think you like them. YDI for leading him on. I hate it when girls do that...
You must be retarded or a freakin loser who can't get a date and has no friends. Just because a girl asks a guy to lunch doesn't mean she likes him. It IS possible to have friends of the opposite sex who you are NOT attracted to. My best friend is a guy and I have no attraction to him, we do lunch all the time. He didn't jump and kiss me the first time I asked him if he wanted to have lunch with me! Its totally the guys fault for making assumptions and jumping to conclusions. Why don't you pull your head out of your egotistical A$$ and realize that girls aren't automatically attracted to a guy just cuz the guy is attracted to her.
#109 - On 09/13/2009 at 1:53am by MLIA_is_better
yeah dude lunch dates are the 'friend-dates' just remember, dinner dates are the types where you get to wash you winky in her kitchen sinky, lunch dates, you might as well be...well...lol...her brother...
#112 - On 09/14/2009 at 9:28am by _THE_MASTER_
Haha! I totally misunderstood this the first time I read; I thought she was saying her dad was also her half-brother.
Anyway, ew. I feel really bad for that guy though. How twisted would it be to find out you were in love with your own sister?
#107 - On 09/12/2009 at 3:04pm by Nirah
OUCHIES
but i must say, its kinda funny in a sad way :P
ps: STAR WARS *cough*
what? no, i didn't say anything.
#108 - On 09/12/2009 at 8:02pm by epicfailceci
