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Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32514) - you deserved it (8662)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:46pm - misc - by hatecolin (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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R.I.P. groundhog

#4 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:17pm by allysonnn

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Aww poor groundhog

#1 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:09pm by karlajeggle

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