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Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML

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On 09/10/2009 at 2:46pm - misc - by hatecolin (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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You're not supposed to stop for animals on the road, as horrible as it sounds. A few years ago a guy stopped for a family of ducks, but a truck smashed into them killing his wife and daughter.
I'm an animal lover myself, but that's how life is, if they're on they road they're gonna get squished one way or another.

#3 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:15pm by Ret

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YDI. Never stop in a travel lane when there are poor sightlines for traffic behind you.

Just imagine the FML from the other guy's perspective. "Today, I was driving down the road and went around a sharp curve to suddenly discover that some dickless wonder had stopped his car in the middle of the road. With no time to react, I slammed into his car. Afterwards I asked him why he was stopped. His response? 'I was letting a groundhog cross the road.' FML"

#7 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:20pm by therealmike

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