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Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML

#5131890 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (6524) - you deserved it (28237)

On 09/08/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by firefighter (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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