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Today, I aimed at the little blue thing placed at the bottom of the urinal. I learned the hard way that it splashes off it and makes little blue stains on jumpers. FML

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On 12/14/2008 at 6:31am - misc - by Guuu - Sent from mobile version

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American toilets and urinals are the only ones in the world that make a mess like that.
Like when you take a dump and it splashes pissy/poopy water all over your ass?
And I'm not being racist .. I've traveled to a LOT of places.

#4 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:14am by Loboguy

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Haha, sucks. At least the little blue thing wasn't white instead.

#5 - On 06/09/2009 at 3:20pm by Alexgoesfml

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