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Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36830) - you deserved it (1910)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

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#7 - On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm by lewalrus

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ok well...maybe she was just so excited she forgot?
ugh, i don't know when my fucking period is coming! i'm not an idiot, it's just irregular!
so basically, have a heart. it's her wedding day, do you think she WANTED to find out that way?

and dude...i agree with 11, and in doing so i'm giving you one less comment that's basically calling you an asshole =]

#10 - On 02/13/2009 at 5:28pm by Rainbowsareshiny

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