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Today, when I left the restaurant, the very handsome waiter whom I had been trying to tune all night says to me, in front of everyone "But why did you write your number on the table with hearts next to it? You know, I won't call you!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21321) - you deserved it (6084)

On 12/12/2008 at 11:53pm - misc - by Peel - Sent from mobile version

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that is cleeearly FML material, who the hell says something like that to someone? he could have just not called. he didn't have to be a dickhead in front of everyone

#6 - On 04/05/2009 at 9:31pm by mjane

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perhaps now you and all the females that read this know how guys feel when we are so commonly regected. it takes guts to aproach someone only to be treated like crap. kudos for contributing. and yes, fyl ;)

#8 - On 04/22/2009 at 11:24am by nonstopsand

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