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Today, when I left the restaurant, the very handsome waiter whom I had been trying to tune all night says to me, in front of everyone "But why did you write your number on the table with hearts next to it? You know, I won't call you!" FML
that is cleeearly FML material, who the hell says something like that to someone? he could have just not called. he didn't have to be a dickhead in front of everyone
You should have retorted that it was the number of a good dentist as his breath smelled
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014