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Today, I was walking through my house when I saw a strange man sitting on my couch. I asked him who he was and he said he was a friend of my mom's. He told me to join him and when I sat down, he punched me in the face and stole my cell phone, wallet, and car keys. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47485) - you deserved it (15581)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by robbed (man) - United States (Michigan)

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