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Today, I got a new bike for college. Excited, I decided to go on a bike ride. A couple blocks away, I got hit by a car. The truck pulled over and a man got out and put my bike in his truck and drove off. I had to crawl/limp back home. FML

#5012719 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (42888) - you deserved it (1808)

On 09/03/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by collegebike (woman) - United States (Texas)

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